My Wunnerful 6th Birfday

I had a wunnerful birfday weekend, wif lots of Fancy Feast, extra playtime wif that mysterious red dot thingy, my brofur being extra nice to me, and Meowmy singing me the Happy Birfday Song several times. She hash a terrible singing voice, but I loves to be sung to, and efurry time she sang it to me, I chirped along wif joy.

The best birfday prezzie though, came earlier thish month, when we had our bedroom window (which hash been stuck closed fur years!) repaired and now it'sh kitty cat T.V. fur Roger and me efurry single day. We can hear and see lots of nice birdies, and shmell the wunnerful outside scents of flowers and trees, and feel the cool breezes wafting over our fur and it'sh just wunnerful. I can sit on the bed now and watch all the things going on outshide in our PURRdy courtyard, whenever I likes, and it makes me so happy. It'sh like television, but better, because it'sh scented and airy too! It wash scary when the repair PURRson wash fixing it (OMC so loud!!), but it wash worth it, yesh! *purr*

Thank yew to Guido and hish family fur my wunnerful star, to Alfie and hish family fur my beeyootiful big cake, to Squirrel fur my PURRdy heart, to Gimli fur my yummy shrimp, to Mietzi and Timo for the kelw pawtee hat, to GK fur the deelish cupcake - I loves all of yew furry much! I dun looks or acts any older and Meowmy finks I will be kittenish fur some time to come. I ish sho glad she saw my baby photo on Petfinders and adopted me - being born in a cemetery wash a scary beginning to life, but life ish catastic now and I loves efurry minute of it.

My Noo Year's Rezzy Lutions Fur 2012

My number one rezzylution ish to be more assertive wif my big bossy brofur Roger thish year. I ish twice hish size and I ish tired of hish always having the upper paw in our house! I started the Noo Year off right by hissing at him the other night when he wanted me to get out of my heated cat bed sho he could get in it. He hash one just like it! Okay, so I did get out of the bed, but the imPURRtant thing ish ish that I hissed at him furst - that ish a good start fur me. I alsho shtarted shtanding over him when he ish in *hish* heated cat bed, furry close, and it makes him feel furry crowded, just like I feels when he does it to me. MOL!

I ish also going to try to get over being sho freaked out when Meowmy puts on her coat and shoes to leave the house - I dun knows why, but I always runs to my "office" (the hall closet) and hides when she does that. It'sh shilly after 5 years, I ish not going to see the White Coats just because she ish getting dressed, and I really dun knows why I always does that. I ish going to work on that!

I ish also going to try to work up the courage to shtay on the couch wif Meowmy longer when she ish watching movies on the big picture box thing, because it'sh lots of fun and I enjoys it, but Roger makes me nervous so I gets down after about 5 minutes. Again, I just needs to be more confident and assertive - I hopes I can do it!

I wash going to say I ish going to try to enjoy being picked up and carried around the house more, but I finks that might be pushing it. I can do that fur a couple of minutes, and I finks that might be long enough. I ish a Taurus and we likes our paws to be on the ground, where they belongs!

Meowmy Tricked Me!

I ish writing thish from the vet's office, where I shnuck out of my cage (I am shtaying over night eeeesh!), and logged onto their computer, yesh.

Things hash been sho nice at my house all week, wif lots of extra treats fur me and lots of them inshide my porta-prison, which sits out in the living room all the time, but that didnt' worry me because I never goes anywhere in it sho I thoughts it wash safe. I wash sho wrong!! I hash been finding yummy tuna in it lately and thish morning, sure enough, there wash shome more so I went in to have shome, and Meowmy shlammed the door on me! It wash furry upsetting and I threw all my 20 pounds against it and clawed and pushed and did efurrything I could to get out, but I didn't work.....

Then she took me to that big grey mechanical thing wif wheels on it that makes a loud noise when it ish moving, and put me, in the porta-prison, in the back seat, and she tried singing to me, which I usually loves in the house, but that washn't furry much comfort, nopers! The trip wasn't furry far, but I thought it wash never going to end.

The White Coats office wash furry crowded, and it wash all doggies in there and humans, wif no other kitties at all. I didn't like it one bit! I wash furry, furry brave though, because I let the White Coats poke around in my eye with things, and shine lights in it and I didn't scratch or bite. I did a tiny bit of growling though, sho they would know not to get too carried away. I has some kind of a shmall growth on my eyeball, and they ish going to do shome tests and I hope I can come home tommorow. I misses Meowmwy and Roger and it's not that much fun here - I hopes Meowmy hash all my favorite food waiting fur me and she said she wash furry, furry proud of me while I wash being examined. Oh, and it's official, I weighs 20 lbs and Dr White Coat said that ish purrfect fur my size - I ish a furry, furry large boy!

I knows I wash trapped when I wash a baby in the cemetery wif tuna at the back of a trap when I wash 8 weeks old - when will In learn to NOT go in shmall places just because there ish treats in them?! Eeeesh!

Today Ish My Five Year Anni-Purrsary Of Being Adopted, Yesh!

It's a furry special day today fur me and my family - five years ago today I wash delivered to my new home by my foster Meowmy and it'sh been sho wunnerful ever since.

I wash born in a famous cemetery, and wash feral fur the furst 8 weeks of my life, until a nice lady trapped me and one of my brofurs and took ush to our nice foster home. I had never been handled by humans before, or been inshide a car or a house, and it wash furry scary fur awhile. I'm sho glad it happened though, because little by little I wash tamed, and Meowmy saw me on Petfinders, came to meet me and then I had a furever home to go to and I'm a furry happy boy now!

Today I am having shome yummers Fancy Feast din din and later shome hand fed tuna too - my favorite! Roger ish not allowed to chase me today at all, and Meowmwy ish showering me wif extra love and cuddling - I have a wunnerful life and am sho grateful fur my loving home. Thank yew to my shweet Catster furriends who have sent special wishes to me too - we loves all of yew.

I hear shome tuna calling now - heehee.....

Where Is Humphrey? MOL!

Yeshterday, I played one of my favorite tricks on Meowmy. I dun does it furry often, but I enjoys it sho much! I ish always furry gentle and nice, and never does anything mischievous, but I does like to do just one thing that ish kind of naughty.

Efurry few weeks or so, I likes to hide from Meowmy, someplace in the apartment, and then not come out, no matter how many times she calls me or shakes a bag of kitty treats. MOL! It takes her furever to find me, even though our home ish furry shmall, and I likes to change my hiding places too, so I can keep confushing her. I never comes out, no matter what, but once she does find me, then I do, because it'sh not fun hiding any more. Shometimes it'sh hard, because I does love kitty treats, but I forces myshelf to shtay furry shtill and quiet.

Yeshterday, I did it for 10 minutes underneath the rocking chair on my boogie mat, and it worked catastically! She really wondered where in the world I wash - my brofur and I ish indoor only kitties sho she really can never figure it out.

I ish working now on my next hiding place, but I can't say here what it ish, just in case she reads thish. Heehee! Does anyone else enjoy doing thish too? It'sh furry good to teach yer pawrents who really ish boss in our homes.

I Ish Five Years Old Today, Yesh!

I ish sho excited to be turning five today and I've some such a long way from being born in a cemetery, as a feral kitten! I'm sho furry cuddly and loving and I dun even let Roger push me around any more in our house MOL!

Today Meowmy ish going to shpend lots of extra time playing wif me, and I'm going to have a special fancy gourmet dinner, and I finks she ish going to get me my favorite bonito tuna flakes treats - YUMMY! Roger ish not allowed to chase me today, and I am just going to spend lots and lots of time wif Meowmy, being petted and loved - that ish the bestest present of all.

I ish furry grateful to my foster Meowmy who trapped me in the cemetery in 2006, and helped me to undershtand that nice humans make wunnerful furriends, and fur putting my baby photo up on Petfinders, fur Meowmy to see me and so I could find my furever and furever home My life ish sho wunnerful and I am proud to be a big grown up boy at age five - even though I sthill meows in a tiny baby kitten voice, and acts like I ish 5 months old inshtead. I hope efurryone has a wunnerful day today, I knows I ish going to.

Meowmy and I has a little secret, yesh!

My brofur doesn't know thish, sho I hopes he doesn't shneak a look in my diary. He can be kind of a picky eater (unlike me, because I likes efurrything!), and shometimes he ignores hish food all day and leaves it in hish bowl, untouched. We eats in different areas, and has our our food bowls. Sho, since I likes efurrything, Meowmy will eventually put hish leftovers in my bowl fur me to eat and then guess what happens? He comes right over to my bowl and eats all of it, and won't let me have any!

Yesh, and Meowmy and I finks it'sh furry funny - he ish sho silly!
Heehee - gosh, I hope he doesn't see thish.....

I Has A New Toy, Yesh!

I ish furry excited because just a few days ago, I discovered a brand new toy that ish sho much fun to play with! I wash sitting on one of my cat trees, wif a comfy fuzzy blankie on it, and suddenly I saw a fuzzy black thing wriggling around behind me! I kept turning around to try to catch it, but it kept slipping out of my reach - but it wash lots and lots of fun to tap it with my paw, and try to catch it!

It keeps turning up when I looks over my shoulder, and I'm sthill trying to catch it. It'sh furry elusive, but always there, just within paw's reach. I'm going to try to be furry, furry quiet tonight and wait until it turns up again and pounce on it and catch it thish time! I finks if I turns in circles furry, furry fast I can do it!

It'sh always there, but Meowmy told me she didn't buy ush any new toys lately, so it's furry mysterious where it came from. I wonders if any other kitties on here have a toy like thish? I feels furry special that I do.

A Furry Special Kitmus Present

A couple of Kitmuses ago, Santy Claws gave me and Roger heated cat beds and we really loved them - in fact, Roger shtill spends lots of time in hish, especially now that it'sh been rainy and cool out.

Last week, one of Meowmy's girlfriends wash devestated when she lost one of her kitties, and the other one alsho became deathly ill and had to be rushed to the emergency hospital. It wash a furry scary time, and we didn't know if he wash going to live. Without knowing it, Meowmy's furiend had purshased a bag of tained dry cat food from Whole Foods Market here in Los Angeles and it had poisoned her two kitties. Her kitty in the hospital fought furry hard and wash furry brave and he got to come home a few days ago - many people wash purraying fur him too - and so I gave him my heated bed to recover in. Thish makes me and Meowmy so furry happy! He loves it and ish swhowly recovering, and the vets are analyzing the food and will be reporting it. He has to have lots of special medications and shots, but he ish enjoying his (special for liver recovery) foods, and being with hish Meowmy, and being warm in that nice bed. We ish sho grateful he lived, and altho we usually donates to shelters thish time of year for Kitmus, thish year we donated to hish vet bill, which ish thousands of dollars.

We want the standards for pet food to be the same as for food for humans so that no more animals or pawrents ever have to go through thish any more. It ish long over due, and high time that happened!

Roger and I are waiting fur Santa to come and enjoying our purrdy decorations and Kitmus music and we are furry grateful to be together with Meowmy at thish wonderful time of the year. Meowy Kitmus to all our furriends and we loves yew all.

We Has A Furry, Furry Generous and Special Secret Santa,- Yesh!

We ish playing Secret Santa in our fun Pen Paws Group and our oh so Secret Santa hash already sent Roger and me fun prezzie on our page and ish furry generous - yew ish sho nice, Secret Santa and we loves yew, yesh!

I loves anything with feathers on it, wands, and most especially I loves small toy balls that are light weight, made of fabric or foam rubber, that I can chase and also carry in my mouth. I likes kind of shmallish toys like that that I can pick up. I alsho loves those Temptations cat treats, and my most favorite thing is Bonita Tuna Flakes - they ish kind of pricey though I finks sho dun worry, Secret Santa, I will be happy with any kind of treats. I just loves food!

My brother will sometimes play with balls or toy mice too but they has to be shmall - actually, hish favorite toy ish me, sadly - yesh, chasing me ish hish favorite passtime, especially if I gets too near Mommy fur too long. Yew'd think that after 4 years of my being here, he would get over that, but no, he'sh sthill sho domineering! Eeeesh!

Let'sh not tell him, but when he'sh ashleep, Mommy and I have lots of fun together and cuddles and things - shhhhhh top secret MOL!

We loves yew Secret Santa and thank yew fur the yummy drumsticks, the fun wishbones, and the delicious pie! YUMMMERS!