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Domestic Shorthair

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Home:Greensboro, NC

Sex: Male Weight: 20 lbs.

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Nicknames:
Schump

Quick Bio:

-pound cat

Likes:
Eating

Pet-Peeves:
When there is no food left in the bowl

Favorite Toy:
Anything on a string

Favorite Nap Spot:
Near a window so he can be in the sunshine

Favorite Food:
Everything edible

Skills:
Schump likes to take corn cobs out of the trash and hide them under the bed

Dwells:
indoors

Arrival Story:
I got Schump and his sister Gwendolyn from the local shelter shortly after I got my first apartment that would accept pets. I selected this apartment so I could have cats.

Bio:
Schump is currently (and grumpily) on a diet and has lost about four pounds to date. We are very proud of him but he is not very happy with us. We have found a wonderful new vet who has assisted us in the weight loss process to ensure that he is healthy the whole time. If you need to put your cat on a diet, please do it carefully and with the help of a vet. Cats, especially overweight cats, can die of liver failure if they do not eat for two days!

The Groups I'm In:
Pet-O-Nomics, Petfinder Pups!

I've Been On Catster Since:

August 14th 2004