All Wet :(

So Mommy took the flowers I played with (and made bend) and put them in a different clear thing with water.... So I thought that meant they were mine!! So I jumped on the dresser and ONLY attacked those and she STILL got mad. All I did was try to get them out... and all the water came with them. Is that my fault? I don't know why they were in water anyway... i would have been much happier if they were just on the floor. Then mommy went in this little room where water comes out of the wall. I snuck in and got SUPER DRENCHED. Who's idea was is to make water come out of a wall? I know it comes out of that blue spray bottle they think I am supposed to be afraid of. (I'm Not though) So now I am all wet. I think I will go lay on Mommy!!

I can't win!!

So Daddy brought flowers in the house for us to play with.. and mommy won't share. She put them in a this thing with water and everytime I try to eat them she gets all mad..... she really needs to learn how to share!! Anyway... Mommy goes to lay down in bed and I see these two bumps moving at the bottom of the covers.... I try to kill them.... you know bite them really good.. and Mommy yells "OUCH STOP IT" ... I can't win!