Mats

I have mats in my fur. My human tries to pull them apart. I don't like it when she does that. Now my human has teeth and claw marks on her hands.

She says that if she can't get the mats out on her own, she will put me in the cat jail and take me to see something called a "groomer" who will give me a haircut. I don't know what a groomer is, but it sounds suspiciously similar to the thing called a "vet."