WANTED: Grover

I decided to put on my cowboy hat yesterday and look for GROVER. His Mom was out of town and was shocked to come home and find that he was "Wanted". Then suddenly I received the following letter from him:

Hey Cow Poke,

You mean I am only worth $2500 reward????
Mom says more like $25 trillion!!!

Maybe I am just worth more to her, you think?

Well, you will have to try to catch me if you can. All you will see of me is my Fluffy tail making a getaway!!

Well, I am off to the saloon to get me a sarsaparilla.

Thanks for honoring me on your page, pardner!!

Your pal,
Grover

Spoken like a true country boy from Tennessee! What's a sarsaparilla? And where's my horse? I think he's been running around my page somewhere................

Love,
Milo