October 15th 2007 7:18 am
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Apparently, not everything in the house is mine to use as I please. Last weekend I FINALLY got rid of one of those plants that is in the way of my sun bathing. I kicked it until it fell onto the rug...the clay pot broke and dirt was all over the living room carpet. Perfect!!

Mom didn't agree.

She got the vacuum...and chastized me. "Bad Ezzie...blah blah blah blah blah...."

I tried to help her vacuum by getting as close I could to examine what she was doing...she kept telling me to get out of the way. It was a fun game. She'd toss me to the side...and I'd come back for more.

Then she started to curse...something about the vacuum being clogged and she didn't realize it was spitting the dirt out the back.

I headed to the kitchen to look for something else to do....

I found a cool little blue bottle and batted it around a bit. Then walked about...went into the sink to wet my paws....

La La La.....I'm an artist just like Mom....and I can dance....

Mom finished removing the dirt in the living room (she is no fun).

Then she started freaking out again..."which of you cats has blue food coloring on the paws?"...she grabbed Jasper first and examined his paws..."nope,not you...what a shocker...must be Ezzie..." I tried to hide, but she got me...guess she followed those cool blue foot prints I was making...darn it.

She held me under the warm water in the sink...until the blue went away.

"Blah blah blah...you are SO still a kitten...blah blah blah...you are an imp....blah blah blah...I love you and wouldn't trade you anything."