November 30th 2011 3:50 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Thanks HQ for choosing me as a DDP today! Pawsome!
Big Thank Yous to:
Buddie and the gang, for the concatulatory pmail
Big Harry, for the lovely DDP pic
Zoey and Zack, for the beautiful red heart
EVIL Murray and family for the glistening gold trophy
Boogers, for the big red heart. He loves me. He loves me not. *giggles*
Mother gave me the EVIL eye when she read my last diary entry. What's her problem? I challenged her to point out ONE part that wasn't true. All she did was mutter something about "curtailing my computer privileges". Don't even think about that, mother.
Mwahaahaa!!!
Later kitties!
November 24th 2011 4:21 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I had another scare today when mother brought out the carrier early this morning. Fortunately, she stuffed Kovo in it instead of me. PHEW! Off they went for his annual checkup and rabies shot.
Oh my. Last January Kovo had to get his tummy shaved since it had become so matted. Mother was bound and determined to make sure that didn't happen again. She has every cat grooming tool known to humankind and she religiously combs him every day. She got to the point where she was very pleased with herself, convinced she had mastered the art of combing the Persian. Oh so smug.
Today mother asked the vet to check Kovo for mats, so sure he would come back and say he had not a one. WRONG! The doctor said she had done "better" than the last time he saw my bro but he still had some mats. Mother was crushed. Oooo, I wish I had been there to witness her devastation!
It gets even better, kitties. The vet also said Kovo had a little dingle berry hanging off his pantaloons. Time to get new glasses, mother?
I almost feel sorry for her. Almost. Mother was so smug about being able to comb Kovo properly and she was knocked down a peg today. Delicious! Just more proof that the superior being in this house always was and always will be - ME!
Later kitties!
November 5th 2011 4:39 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I am in the depths of despair. I am devastated. I am RUINED! Oh WOE IS ME!
Last night mother was giving me a lovely chin rub when suddenly she stopped and said those fateful words: "What's this, Pansy?" I HATE when she says that. I cannot believe this is happening again.
It's back. Yes, kitties, I have another ZIT!!! OMC!!! Why is this happening to me? My great BEAUTY has once again been compromised. Perfection flawed. Alas!
This new zit is on the underside of my chin. Mother thinks it's the same thing that I had on my head awhile back. It's small, round and smooth just like my other zit was in the beginning. She says she'll keep a close eye on it for now. Paws crossed that I don't have to go to the vet so soon again.
Dang zits!
Later kitties!
October 18th 2011 2:08 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. What is that girl, *Ashlynne*, up to?
Is that a picture of mother holding me on Ashlynne's page background?
Where is mother taking me? To the vet? On her broom?
Nooooooooo!!!!!
*giggles*
Later kitties!
October 13th 2011 2:49 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Mother is more EVIL than Boogers and Ashlynne combined. She went into the kitchen bright and early this morning and got our food dishes out. Then she got the food cans out. AND then, while I was all exited about getting breakfast and dancing around in anticipation, she GRABBED me and stuffed me in the carrier. NOOOOO not the V-E-T again!
I went back to that EVIL place today and got my teeth cleaned. Oh my. They RUINED my beauty while I was there. They shaved a patch on one of my beautiful arms for the catheter. Then they LIED and said I pulled it out so they had to shave my other arm and put it in there. Ooooo my poor fur. My BEAUTY has been marred forever. Well, at least until the fur grows back...
I got to come home late this afternoon but the vet said I shouldn't have any food until around 7 PM. I AM STARVING!!!
Oh my. BTW and FYI to all the handsome boys out there: I'm slim, my teeth are sparkly clean and my breath is minty fresh.
*bats her eyes as she writes this*
Later kitties!
October 11th 2011 4:33 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. I had an awful scare today. Mother got the carrier out again, bright and early after breakfast. I took one look at that and made a dash for my hidey spot. NO WAY I'm going to the vet again! I was more than relieved when I heard her put Sullivan in that box and leave. Mwahaahaa!! He was going to the V-E-T for his annual checkup.
Mother told me that Sullivan was a bigger baby than I was. He cried real loud all the way there and in the waiting room.
BTW, I AM NOT A BABY, mother!
My bro is healthy but that's where the good news ends. At least to me. He gained .2 pounds during the last year - went from 12.3 to 12.5 pounds. BUT he doesn't have to go on a diet. Oh my no. Mother said he's a big boy, long and tall and very active so he needs more food than I do to keep his weight up. The vet said his weight is purrfect, even an extra pound wouldn't be bad. AND he doesn't need his teeth cleaned like I do.
THAT IS SO NOT FAIR!!!
I'm gonna plan something extra special nasty to make Sullivan pay for this injustice. Oh my yes!
Later kitties!
October 10th 2011 3:29 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. You naturally thought I was referring to myself in the title, didn't you, kitties? That's very, very understandable but, no, I was referring to the gorgeous weather we've had this Thanksgiving weekend. It's been like summer - temps in the mid 20s(C) and lots and lots of sun streaming through the windows. Purrfect!
Today was the most wonderful day of the holiday weekend 'cause I got my special treat of Wellness Chicken and Herring. For breakfast and dinner! Yummy yum yum! That delectable food has 50 more calories than my regular food so it's extra, extra special indeed!
*giggles*
I want to thank Big Daddy B for the delicious drumstick he gave me today. Oh my. So many more calories. Do you like legs too, Big Daddy?
*sticks out her leg as she writes*
*tips over*
*giggles*
Happy Thanksgiving everyone, even if you don't celebrate it today!
Later kitties!
October 4th 2011 1:45 pm
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Oh my oh my oh my. Mother was exceptionally cruel to me today. I was having a nice nap on the cat tree after breakfast when she suddenly grabbed me and shoved me in the carrier. Horror! I knew I was doomed. Yes! She took me to the V-E-T!!! She said I only cried a little bit on the way there. Usually I howl she says. Nonsense. I NEVER cry or howl. I'm a lady.
I had to go to that awful place for my annual checkup, rabies shot and blood work. And to be weighed. Oh my.
On the bright side, I got a clean bill of health but I'm supposed to go back soon to have my teeth cleaned. Ooooo, I don't want that! No no no!!!
I'm very pleased to report that I have lost another pound and a bit. I'm down to 12 pounds. Oh my. I'm so beautiful and svelte. Take note all you handsome boys. Two years ago when I was (allegedly) pushing 19 pounds the vet said I had to get down to 11. Today he says I should get down to 10. What????? Mother says I could get there much more quickly if she fed me the special diet food that I had in the very beginning but she figures she'll just keep doing what she's been doing this past year since I'm not obese anymore. What???? I never was!!!! What a terrible fibber she is.
Well, I need another nap. I'm still recovering from today's trauma.
Later kitties!
October 2nd 2011 9:20 am
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Oh my oh my oh my. First there was the anonymous rosie. Next, there was a notice on our door on Friday from the Post Office notifying us that there was a package there waiting for us to be picked up. Then, the mystery package was picked up yesterday afternoon. This morning the package was opened. Do you know what was inside? There were YEOWWW PUMPKINS inside, that's what, along with a little package of treats! OMC!!! Our pawsome pals, *MISS ZOEY* and *MASTER ZACK* sent them to us!!!
Holy catnip! We love YEOWWW toys. These beautiful, fragrant pumpkins are purrfect for both Thanksgiving and Halloween. Oh my yes!!! And the box they came in? I LOVE it! It's mine. ALL MINE!
Thanks soooo much, Zoey and Zack!
Later kitties! Gotta go post some pics. EEEEEeeeee!!!
September 25th 2011 9:08 am
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Oh my oh my oh my. I'm a DDP today! Thanks HQ!! Such a nice way to cap off Pirate Month on Catster. Oh my yes.
*EVIL Boogers* and *that Show Girl* must be sooo jealous. They haven't been DDPs in ages. Well, maybe since a day or three, but that seems like ages, don't you agree kitties?
*giggles*
It's been a lovely weekend. Sunny and warm. Mmmmmm, perfect napping weather. It was dark and cool and rainy all Friday long so this beautiful sunshine is very welcomed. Another good thing is, because of the rain and because it's the weekend, there hasn't been any construction noise next door. Three whole days of peace and quiet! Oh my, building a house is such a noisy affair. They're taking forever to add the brick and stonework. Once they get that done there's just the interior work to finish so things should eventually get quieter. Paws crossed.
THANK YOU to:
Boogers, for the watermelon slice
Buddy & the gang, for the congratulatory pmail
Ashlynne, for the baseball. OUCH!
Zoey & Zack, for the heart
Big Harry, for the Olde Furt Group DDP pic
Bliss ILM, Minuette & Penelope, for the trophy
Oh-So-Handsome Beepers, for the pink ribbon. *SWOON*
Murray & family, for the crown. Arrrrgh!
Later kitties!
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