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I've been staring at my Mistress for the last 45 minutes.
Okay so Mistress isn't that exciting, but the reason I'm staring her down is cuz I'M HUNGRY!!!
She looked down at me and said "I know you're hungry. .. ten minutes, okay?"
NO! That's NOT okay!
I tried to take my mind off of food though, so I counted the minutes off on my paws. .. one yummy nummy, two yummy nummy, three yummy nummy. ..
I'd gotten to 1500 yummy nummy when she finally decided to get up off her desk chair. .. MY fave nap spot!
TA DA!!!!
But of course, I know the drill, first her meds, water, then my nummies. She had to make me suffer!
Then she wanted to make me meow for my nummies! NO WAY!
I just wanted them two ways, right in front of me and NOW!
After a few minutes she got sick of waiting for me to meow so she freed my nummies and put them down and left the kitchen.
*rubs tummy* Mmmmmm. .. happy tummy!
Now, I wonder where I can leave her a present. .. you know, remnants of my much awaited meal!
I was hungry.
My bowl was completely empty.
there were a few stray kibbles on my paw mat, but the only way I was gonna eat that was if I was starving, which I almost was! I do take out a few pieces of kibble and line them up all nice and neat so when I need them, they're there.
Mistress went out for awhile, and when she came home she was carrying something, but I wasn't interested. Lately whenever she comes home she's usually carrying something. I should have done a Squeakers and sniffed out this bag though. This bag was a Petsmart bag!
I wasn't hungry for awhile, but then I did get hungry so I went to my bowl and there was just some kibblettes there, so I ate them, and I ate one of the kibbles from my neat stash, but it was almost dinnertime and I wanted food. . .NOW!
So I started to meow. Mistress tricked me though. She took that bag out of the Petsmart bag and opened it. . .. ahhhh, kibble! BUT! Not MY kibble! It was NOT Alley Cat kibbles. I could tell cuz Alley Cat has some interesting shapes to it, like x's and o's. This food looked boring. .. like Iams!
Oh oh.
Squeakers liked Iams, but I never cared for it too much. But I was so hungry at this point that I didn't care, so I let Mistress take a few choice kibbles out of the bag and give me some. I played with the first one. I did eat it eventually. I asked for more, so she gave me a few, then she STOPPED! Meow! HELLO!! I'm STARVING HERE!
Then she played her teasing game. She slowly went to get her meds and water, slower than usual. I followed her from room to room. Then she proceded to wash my bowl out. Then she filled it up with the Iams and then some of my leftover Alley Cat and mixed it together. Then she proceded to walk. . ..... .... .r e a l l y s l o w to my paw mat and I was meowing all the way!
Usually she tries to get me to meow before she puts the nummies down, and I usually don't. But for meowin' out loud, I was HUNGRY!
I even ate the Iams. .. stuff!
It was okay. Mmmmm *pats tummy* Happy tummy!
Mistress says this Iams is especailly for older cats like me. I hope that doesn't mean I will stop puking my food out. .. Mistress does, but I love the look on her face when she sees my new, warm, gooey masterpiece!
HAHAHAHA!!!
I was so sorry to hear that my crush, one of the cutest, funniest orangies on Catster, Calvin (don't do links very well, but everykitty should know who Calvin is!) went to the Bridge early last week. Lately I've really begun to notice him *sigh* he didn't like girls anyway, and we only had our love for kneading and napping and puking in common.
So after he left for the Bridge I begged my Mistress, since C alvin has such a great sense of humor and his diary is so great and has been DDP &DOTD lots of times, so I begged her to read me his diary ouy loud! Finally she agreed.
We started at the beginning on Thursday night. We started in the spring of 2006, but by autumn 2006, Mistress was whining about it being late and her being tired. Whiny whiny whiny!
She said she didn't want to read over the weekend cuz of Jen's pre-Halloween party (Twinkie was there and was a star, why wasn't I there? Uh yeah, I'm scared of humans...humanophobia) and she was trying to make the DVD Fur Flicks, movies of Squeakers. me, Twinkie, Lyndi & Bella.
So today I had to light a fire under her and make her read me some more, We got to August 2007 and The Big Guy actually mentioned Squeakers!
Mistress read about how Calvin heard from Squeaks that after Squeaks used the litterbox, Mistress said she smelled "April fresh!"
Mistress did say that about Squeaks and her Fresh Step litter!
Mistress said now that she was tired of reading and that maybe we can do it again this weekend. This weekend? but that so long from now! I want my Calvin TV!
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