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A Daily Diary Pick?

March 23rd 2007 5:52 am
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What? I'm a Daily Diary Pick? Awwwww, shucks.

Catster, you really know how to make a girl feel special!

Thank you!

To celebrate, I'm gonna go play with the toy my sister brought home for Murphy coz it had Murphy's name all over it. I think she read it wrong. It's actually a total Tessa toy! MOL

Tackle ya later,


Attack of the Killer Shopping Bag

March 21st 2007 5:40 am
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You kitties won't believe what happened to me last night!

I was attacked! In my own house!

By a huge plastic shopping bag!

It had a handle on it, and the handle got around my neck. Fortunately, it was a big loose handle and didn't choke me, but it wouldn't let go!

So I started running trying to get away. And it followed me!

I ran under my mommy's bed. Percy was sound asleep on it, and the big mean bag scared him so much he ran under the bed and hid. Then I ran in the living room, and the bag monster scared Murphy so bad, she ran to hide, too.

Then I ran into my big sister Missy's room. I ran under her bed. Sawyer was in the window, and he jumped down and disappeared, too.

While I was running with the bag attached to me, I crashed into walls and dressers and door frames.

I scared my mommy and Missy so bad!

They started chasing me, yelling at me to stop, but the big evil bag wouldn't let go of me!

I finally stopped behind the recliner. I was so scared. Missy grabbed the bag and got it to let go of my head! She and my mommy beat it to a pulp and tossed it somewhere.

I crawled under the chair, but my mommy lifted it up to make sure I was alright. She picked me up and held me, and I was so scared I let her!

That's saying a LOT!

I didn't seem to have any damage other than I was whimpering and trembling. My mommy and Missy were so worried about me. I'm so glad they beat up that awful plastic bag for me!

I was fine an hour or so later, completely ready to play and go show that bag who's boss.

But I don't think Percy had come out from under Mommy's bed still. What a fraidycat!

Tackle you (but not any shopping bags!) later,


Diary of the Day!

March 16th 2007 7:24 am
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Wow! Wow oh wow oh wow!

I'm Diary of the Day??? Me???

Awwwww. This is SOOOOO cool!

*turning back flips and bouncing three times in a row off the wall*

I am so excited! This is my very first honor ever! I bet I can convince my mommy to give me lots of ham and cheese to celebrate!!!

Thank you, thank you soooo purry much, Catster! And thanks to all my furbulous friends for the catgrats! This has made my day! My week! My whole year! Heck, maybe even my WHOLE LIFE!

Tackle ya later,


Boys have fleas!

March 15th 2007 6:24 am
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I just don't get it. Why are my brofurs so mean? I finally get Percy to stop hissing at me every time I look at him, and now Sawyer won't let me in my human sister's bedroom window.

It's been so pretty here that the windows are open (airing out the kitty smell, whatever that means--hmpf)! And Sawyer thinks he owns her window. He sits in it and smacks me every time I try to get in it with him. Or every time I try to knock him out of it. Or every time I even think about getting near it for that matter.


I think I'll go put my stuffed lion in the food bowl! That'll show him!

Tackle ya later,


Playing is more fun anyway!

February 28th 2007 9:00 am
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Everyone in the house has to go on a diet tomorrow!

Everyone except ME!

*giggle* *MOL* *bouncing off wall*

I never stop playing long enough to eat much. My mommy says I still have a little belly though. Hmpf. But not enough to have to DIEt like my sibs and Mommy and my Missy. Hee hee hee!

Tackle ya later,


New pillow!

February 21st 2007 8:31 am
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Howdy, everycat!

I have found the coolest new pillow! It's my big human sister Missy! She sleeps on her stomach, so for the past few nights, whenever she's in the best position possible, I've been climbing on her back and sawing logs. Apparently it's a comfy position for me, but not so much for her! She tries not to move coz she doesn't want to disturb me, but eventually she does. I act all traumatized and jump down. Then I wait until she's almost back asleep and sprawl between her feet or across her legs so she still can't move. MOL I love my new pillow!

Now I'M sneezing, though. It's all Sawyer's fault. Just because I tackle him all the time and wrestle with him even when he's sick, he had to go and give me his kitty crud. Hmpf.

Happy playing!

Tackle ya later,


Happy Valentines Day!

February 14th 2007 5:53 am
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I'm so excited! It's Percy's birthday AND Cupid's coming to town.

I'm gonna tackle Percy all day and harass him and chew on his ears. After all, I gotta show him the love for his birthday.

Happy Valentines Day, Everycat! I hope it's the purry best!

Tackle ya later,


Birthdays RULE!

February 5th 2007 7:15 am
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Wow! I love birthdays! I turned one on Friday, and my mommy and big sister had a party for me! I got cake and a prezzie and lots of adoration! They sang Happy Birthday to me and everything!

I'm so lucky to have found my mommy. I don't know where I'd be if I hadn't found her. Probably not celebrating my first birthday, that's for sure! I'd really already gotten the best prezzie ever, a warm, safe home filled with lots of love, Coke bottle lids and room to play! I'm even lucky to have found Percy. He still plays with me when he thinks our mommy isn't watching.

Thanks so much to Karma, Charlie and Punkin for my birthday rosette. You guys are so pawsome! I can say I got a rosette from Saturday's Cat of the Day and poet laureate of Catster! Way to go, Karma Kitty!

I hope everycat has a playful day!

Tackle ya later,


My Birthday!

February 2nd 2007 6:11 am
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As the Beatles would sort of say...

"Today's my birthday!
Happy Birthday to me!"

I'm a year old today! Woohoo! Catster sent me prezzies. Awww! Thanks, Catster, you're da purry best!

I'm so excited. I'm gonna have so much fun celebrating all day long. Tonight we're having cake and catnip! All my wonderful Catster pals are invited to the party, natch!

Let's play!


364 days!

February 1st 2007 12:19 pm
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Tomorrow's my first birthday! My big sister Missy is so excited! All she can think about is how she can talk Mommy into getting me(her) a birthday cake!

I have big plans, too! I'm gonna play all day! I'm gonna bounce off walls.

Well, wait, I bounce off walls every day.

But I know I'm gonna have even more fun bouncing tomorrow coz it's my birfday!

Hope all you kitties are staying warm!

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