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All cats are grey at night

I'm starting to feel guilty.

I'm starting to feel guilty.

I'm responsible for my sisfurs. I'm their "Dear Leader" :)
Maybe I shouldn't have made the "banishing" on Sweets

I'm working on the reverse magic that will bring her back... So far I haven't had any luck.

I went to my *undisclosed location* to try to learn the magic meows that will bring Sweets home. But, even that was no good. I couldn't concentrate.

I went to my "magic cave" - and tried to work an ancient meow from there. But, my Angel interrupted that and I only got to half cast the meow of un-banishing.

I went on patrol through the house afterwards. Thinking, "Well, maybe only half a Meow of unbanishing will result in a half a Sweets appearance."
I looked in all of Sweets' favorite hangouts. But she wasn't there. Not a half Sweets, not a whole Sweets either...

Miss Lucy,
If I can't bring Sweets back from the banishment, I'm going need a session or so with your Mommy.

Miss Winnie,
Good Morning ! I expect to hear your diva shriek all the way here in PA, once the big flying bird lands.

Miz Rose,
You NEED to believe that you are possessed in order for me to help you. If you deny the truth. I can not help you be saved.
:(

Miss Ishtar,
That is the scariest thing I have ever heard. It makes my fur stand on end to even imagine a "double pack"
Imagine! Getting smacky pawed by you two !

/Shivers and shakes himself. Wanders off mumbling...

I have THE Power - GirlCats Stand on Guard !!!

I have THE Power. Yes, Yes I do.
I can make a girl-cat disappear.

Oh... you doubt my power? Well witness this !

Today, Sweets was here - and NOW she's not.
Tadaam

Like magic, I made the stinky stony one disappear.

Beware Ladies ! Be on your guard.
I could do it to you

MuahahahA

I have an important role in this family....

First off, the weather cooled off quite a bit here. I saw some snow fall and the heavy, heavy blankets are out on the bed.

That's my signal that it's time to begin again (for the colder season) my "Goodnight" ritual with my Angel.
It's my job to run ahead of her when she's going to bed and sit on the side of the bed waiting for her to get in. Once she's situated in the bed I climb to sit on her chest and I bump her hand to get her to pet me. Purring like a truck motor all the while. I sit for however long it takes to say a *proper* Goodnight and then I leave to go sleep somewhere else.

I also have another (more important) role in this family and that is:
Annunciator of Diseases
When somecat is sick here, I have a way of letting my family know that something is wrong with that cat - even before any symptom starts to show.

I've been extra aggressive with Sweets. That's because I could smell those stones in her. I don't like the smell of those stones. One day, my Angel had just lain down for a nap. That stinky stony Sweets came into the bedroom to be with her. I said "No, No, NO... - YOU stink of disease!"
I cornered Sweets against the wall in the one corner of the bedroom and terrorized her.

...Of course being a Drama Queen that little stony stinker started screaming her head off - like she was being murdered. I hadn't even put a paw on her.
What reward do I get for my Annunciation? I get chased away from Sweets.

But you know... Annunciator of Diseases is a job that doesn't end with a chasing away. So a little later, I found that Sweets and started back up with her, right where I had left off.
Doesn't she start with the screaming her head off - again!
This wakes my Angel up and I get chased away from Sweets again.

"What has gotten into you?" - My Angel asked me. But then, it was almost as if I could see the lightbulb of comprehension growing brighter above my Angel's head....
and she looked at Sweets and said "What's the matter with you?"

Sure enough. About 2 days later that stony stinker started *announcing* before and after she was going to use the box. She started going to the box more often and leaving smaller pees.

What was next? The call to the VET - the pink carrier comes out and away she goes... and I just smiled. Because I knew I was right. That stony stinker is sick and now everybody knows it !!!