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My First Night at Home!

I'm a BIG GURL now!

Does this happen to all BIG GURLS? Mommy said I had to go stay at the vet for a day because I was a BIG GURL now and had to have S-U- um, S-U-R, shoot all these big words for such tiny gurls. S-U-R-G-E-R-Y...sheeww...I had to ask mommy's help on that one. She keep saying that I had to have my innards out so that I didn't get preggers. Humans are so complicated! Can anyone tell me what on earth that means? I thought I was nearly going to starve to death and then I have to go in the car...yeah that's real fun! Then Mommy hands me to Dr. Becky and my favorite vet tech, Tondria and the next thing I know I wake up and I am sore and throwing up. But boy when I got h ome, I felt so much better! Mommy said I had been a big grouchy butt before I went. Anyway, I am not so sure that being a BIG GURL is all it's cracked up to be! I am sure glad to be back home with mommy!


Love Paisley

What have I got myself into?

Well I am here, at home...I have no idea what is going on, everywhere I turn there is someone sniffing my butt, my ear, my face, something...whats up wif all this sniffin? I don't feel so goods after getting all these sharp things stuff in me. Mom picks me up and I yell "put me back down..ouch" Toodles evidently thinks I am some kind of stuffed toy because she keeps bonking my head. I am not so sure that being home is a good thing.....