I had to go on a diet this year.

and it sucked. It still sucks. I hate it. I am looking very svelte though. But that is not the point. I don't like my diet.

A new friend!

I've got a new friend! Mom added a new cat to our home and I LOVE her! She is so pretty and fluffy! She doesn't really like me much but I will change her mind. I try to play with her all the time and she hisses at me. I think she is just playing hard to get. She pretends to like the dog more than me but I know that is not true. She hasn't been hissing as much at me lately so I think she is starting to come around. I think she secretly wants a little bit of loving from big ole' George.

She also doesn't eat much so I get more food!

feed me feed me feed me

And the she cat can do nothing but talk about her magazine spread. If they would have taken a picture of me in all my glory they would see that I am more handsome than she is... with my big belly. There are more important things in life than being a celebrikitty. Like when are we getting fed again? In an hour? In two? I am hungry. Did I mention that I LOVE bleach? Mom gets a little annoyed with me when I roll in it. She says my fur is gonna fall out. I don't care... I LOOOOOOOVVVVVEEEEEE bleach....

Food! Food! Food!

This new guy mom hired is great. He feeds me if I start meowing. Mom found out he was doing that though so she is cutting back on what she feeds me and she told him only to give me a little bit. Sucks! But I am getting fed more often now. Just not as much.

Food glorious food

Mom is feeling guilt again. She's been gone alot and then she comes home and feeds me. I don't like it when she is gone but I do like the extra food. I also get a treat because I use the white seat. Tosh can't do it. Na na na na na na...

Goodbye cruel world...

Mom says that I have gained too much weight over the holidays and I have to go on a diet. DIET. The worst four letter word out there. How can she be so cruel? Doesn't she know that I work hard on maintaining my tubby appearence? I will have to fight back by constantly meowing whenever possible...

WOW

Tosh and I got some really tasty food from mom today! She says it was our Christmas treat! Can't we have a Christmas treat every day? My stomach would be really happy if we could...

It was a seafood medley. Yum.

Happy happy happy

mom feels guilty about something! She's been feeding me a lot more than she normally does. I'm loving it... All I have to do is look at her and give her my "your killing" me look and she totally folds! I wonder how long this will last before she returns to normal...

Food....

My mom brought me home some nice green grass. I love it so much I eat a whole bunch and then vomit everywhere. It's so much fun. I love it when she brings home grass.

My older sister is so mean to me but I really love her. She likes to cuddle with me when mom isn't looking...

How could she?

Today my mom fed me a whole half hour late. Doesn't she understand that my happiness is very fragile and is based solely on my feeding times? That when she is cruel enough to forget that 4:30 is the time I eat every day that I just get so upset that I squeek! I can't even meow. I am so upset I squeek. It's very embarrassing. Tosh - my sis - looks at me like I am mouse and not the manly cat that I am. It's all mom's fault...