Ponderings from the Manimal of the House

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Revenge will be had but first HEEELLLLPPPPP!

September 20th 2009 8:08 am
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Laugh it up sistercats!!! When we get down from this blasted bridge I WILL show you all some sistercats true colors. But first we have a tiny problem.....

You see I let Pooh read the jumping instructions, we tied the bungee cords REALLLLY good to our tails (couldnt take any chances of messing up our pretty faces) and cowakiitied into that mushy picnic crap. It worked GREAT, really annoyed chunk a bunk and that wimp she hangs with!!! It was a blast too...boing, boing, boing!!!! It was only after the sun went down, and I wanted to go eat, that I realized my error in letting Pooh do the reading!!!!! He forgotted to read the mostest important page...the getting downs. So we hanged here all night..going boing, boing, boing!!!!

So PLEASE send a knife so I can remove Pooh's tail from the cord, so he can get us down, and send me some cuppycakes......the boing-boinging has made me hungry!!!!!!!

 

The only thing worse than being a sistercat

September 1st 2009 7:42 pm
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Is being a brothercat that has to spend your whole life with people thinking you are a sistercat, cause your fur is girl fur *shudders* to scary to even think about. This poor kitty is a boy but got put in Tortie girl fur......

http://www.pawnation.com/2009/09/01/tortoiseshe ll-cat-shocks-britain-with-family-jewels/?icid=webmail|wbml- aol|dl5|link2|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.pawnation.com%2F2009%2F09%2F0 1%2Ftortoiseshell-cat-shocks-britain-with-family-jewels%2F

So sorry dude!!!!!

The caption under his photo says it all!

 

I want a brothercat!

August 16th 2009 10:36 am
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I sat down and had a talk with mommy this morning. I showed her how much fun Newmie and Gleek have wrestlting. How Pooh and Joey get to play all day together. I want to do that. I want to play all day with a cool brothercat. I try to play with Winna and all she does is get all girl whiney and act like I am trying to kill her. I just want to PLAY!!!!! I want a brothercat.

But mommy said no *kitty sad face* she said our house is only big enough for two cats. So I suggested we send Miss Chunk a bunk to someone else and she told me no again. *sigh* I thought about going on a hunger strike til she gets me a brother, but well, I'm Chessy and food is my life.

Anyone know any good tips for convincing your mom to let you have a brothercat? I should go ask Cookie Crumbs in that advice column of hers maybe.

 

Sistercat...Punished for her AGAIN

August 12th 2009 12:22 pm
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Mommy has thought for the last couple days that there might be something up with Winnie's teeth, she isnt chewing like normal. So when mommy's client for today cancelled and she got to be home she decided it would be a good day to take Winna to the v-e-t. I heard her call and thought...COOL....some me time home alone with my Williams. I was so excited...but then I saw it..2 cages...and one of them smells like ME. What is going on here???? AWWW CRUD.....why do I have to go the v-e-t for HER toothies???

I want a brothercat!!!!!

 

My Secret is out

August 11th 2009 6:51 am
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It took a few years, but Rufus's sistercat Briana finally found me out...I am famous in the literary world, but PLEASE lets not tell anyone, the papparazzi you know....if word gets out I wont have a chance of peace. I even went as far as to use pictures of Winnie to hide my identify *giggle*

Has anyone read the books about me????


Chester - http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1554531403/ref =ord_cart_shr?%5Fencoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance

C hester's Back - http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1554532876/ref =ord_cart_shr?%5Fencoding=UTF8&m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&v=glance

I will be doing a book signing at the bookstore at Cobblestone Square this Saturday *giggle*


Chessy' s mom here - We would really love to hear if anyone has seen these, they look REALLY cute!!!!!!! They even sound just like his personliaty, thanks Mrs Briana's mommy for the heads up on them!!!!

 

JV I miss you

August 7th 2009 8:39 am
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I feel like the worst friend in the world....mommy has been so busy that we never had the annual JV Day on July 16th. My friend has been gone 2 years. I miss him, mommy misses his mommy. How can it be 2 years already? Time goes too fast, we think of you every day JV!!!

 

Diary Gal Three-peats

August 4th 2009 6:50 am
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Diary Gal you ROCK the world!!!! Today my little dude man brocat friend Newmie is DIARY OF THE DAY. His sister Cookie Crumbs *giggle* must be flipping a boa over this!!!!! I know JUST "what samoa would say" on this one *grin*

All I have to say is.....gooo Diary Gal!!!!!!!!

 

Diary Gal Scores Again

August 3rd 2009 6:38 am
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I just saw my favorite little dude, Newmie, is a ddp today. WTG diary gal, you keep picking us manly brothercats...it makes our sister NUTS!!!!!!! Go bros!

 

Giving to Charity

August 2nd 2009 2:01 pm
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Thank you again Miss Diary Gal. I love being Diary of the Day cause you get to make a whole lot of new friends and purrs make great comments in your diary! It is less about the being famous and more about the purrs you get to know.

As far of the conversation in my comments I came up with an idea...I am going to give to Charity. I dont have lots of money but I do have lots of sistercat I dont need so I am giving that away.

I have tried giving her away all at once...tried packing her (mommy stopped that...twice), I tried giving her aways when she got married (rascal ruined that by 'loping), I've offered her to a few friends (my friends were too smart to take her). So it hit me today.....if you can't give her away all at once, give her away a piece at a time - mommy won't notice that.

I know Mr Tyler could use an eye...I got you covered dude. there are lot of three legged cats on catster..she has 4 short fat ones but they work....Aldo needs some fur....she has LOTS of that.....the giving goes on and on.

So see my boycat friends I have our solution...RECYCLE YOUR SISTER CAT!!!!!!! Its not only good for you, its good for the environment.

*beaming at his greatest idea ever* Forget diary of the day, this idea should get me a nobel prize!!!!!

 

Diary Gal will you marry me????

August 2nd 2009 12:10 am
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Diary of the Day?????????? For real???????? OMC I love you diary girl. If you ever need a kidney or anything, you just let me know ok? I'll hold Winnie down while they cut it out of her for you *rolling over laughing* I crack me up!!

Thank you for making my day!!!!!

 
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