March 1st 2014 7:48 am
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ManCat! Those kitten cousins are back for more babysitting. They're wrestling and playing on the carpet and I'm defending my mesa radiator. It has a big piece of marble on it that makes a warm mesa like a wild ferocious mountain lion panther jaguar would lounge on. So clearly, I tell everybody it's for orange cats only. But with these little cousins, I have to defend it and announce it's for orange and WHITE cats only! Cause one of those little dudes is peachy. The other is black. Together they are one rolly polly ball of wrestling weirdo.
This is their first visit where they're big enough to climb up to my ceiling catwalk. I used to hide from them up there. Fang it! Nothing is safe from these little monsters! They even found our leather catnip mouse. Wow are they going nuts with it! Moose tried to sniff it last night and hissed at it; smells like kitten spit now. That's gross. Kitten spit is toxic venom. I am sure of it.
Mom assures me that they go home tomorrow and that I shouldn't be so upset, because they have at least learned to stay away from me in their bouncing crazies. But even their trill sounds in the next room make me lay my ears back.
But there's one more rant/complaint I must get off my fury chest: they eat green beans! Mom says that unfortunately they've sorta grown up watching me eat veggies. And while most of my veggie tastes have not transferred over, the one for green beans has. So usually when Mom's feeding me a green bean that I don't feel like finishing, she places it in our food dish for me to snack later. But now it's all "Oh, luk! A greeen bean fo kittuns?!" And they just run off with it. Sometimes they eat it, sometimes they just leave it out for the humans to step on.
Mom says she has to stop typing now. One of the little monsters just ran up to her and he's covered in potting soil. That's not good! Off to the sun room to check the plants!
Grumble gripe moan hissssssss!
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Kittens these days! They just have no respect for their elders, do they?