November 15th 2006 6:50 am
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Okay so, Dad was in the people watering thing getting sprayed, and I was like "oh, poor Dad! Mommy's making him bathe too!" But Mom was still in bed, so I thought I'd peak in and tell him so he didn't have to be in there, we'd lie for him! So I stick my head around the curtain, realize I have to actually climb along the side of the bath tub thing to see him even, and I chirp at him just as I take another step and slide RIGHT INTO THE SPRAYING WATER! It was terrifying, I got wet; I saw my whole life flash before my eyes!!! I struggled and by some feat of superpowers I managed to climb out and back onto the side ledge of the tub thingie.

So being the cute kitten that I am, I started to head towards the curtain, then turned and walked back realizing I hadn't told Dad anything, when what did I see behind me?! That silly wiggly tail of mine! It is just such a teasing thing! It was following me and mocking my every movement (it does that A LOT)... So I was getting ready to show it who was boss; I lifted my front paws to pounce and then bath tub thing I went! I mean, it was like ten seconds after the first fall and there I was sliding around in the water spraying tub thingie again! I was so miffed. I again used superpowers to climb out and then sat in the hallway, wet, and waited for one of my brothers to lick me off. Just a horrible morning.