CAT World Domination!

hello all you lovely felines*sips tea*
i have just started CATWD!(cats arent tame!world domination)to show owners and EWWY mutts that we arent meant to be tame,and so start the petition on CAT WORLD DOMINTION group!
-Cari,Cween of Cats

Great Day Today!

Cont you think that today was a puurrrfect day for me!I went outside in the mourning and had a brilliant cleaning on the trampoline,which reminds me,why do they call those outrageous bouncy things "trampolines"?in england we had proper names for everything,taxi drivers called cabbies,and we called catnip,cat remedial herb therapy.I have got to admit though,Buster is a MUTT.And what better way to take advantage of a mutt then by telling it to make "boom-booms" and upchucks all over the duchess's carpet?Yesh,you must think im evil(maybe i am.....)but i heard Larisa talk about wanting to get a CHIHUAHUA!who wants a chihuahua,another mutt!well i know that if buster makes messes a chi is out of the question.But i think he wants another sibling,considering he didnt listen to me when i told him to go potty on the sofa-couch.so what did he get?a nice big juicy bloody bone!and i didnt get anything.though i have got to admit im photogenic and i AH-DORED having princess Lara chase me with a camera.O.o time for my evening nap,jolly good chatting with you,
Yours Truly,
Caroline Koshka*Queen of all Cats*