February 17th 2010 3:25 pm
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I had to get my butt brushed. According to the Mom lady my butt was disgusting.
No Klingons right now. Something else. Something that comes from Catching so many critters and Eating them.
This next part ain't for the little squeamish doggies.
I have tapeworm.
Little white rice-like bits stick on my hairy butt. That is the sign of a great hunter. None of that sissy catch and release carp. I kill and eat my prey. And so I get the tapeworm. Comes from the fleas of the little critters I Catch and Eat. It's a fact of life for an outdoorsy cat like me.
In a few days I will take a couple of tapeworm tablets. I need a couple 'cause I am so big. Then I won't have tapeworm. For a day or two. I will get it again because I Catch and Eat so many critters.
Bet you sissy doggies Never had tapeworm!
A guy after my own heart. I too catch and eat my prey. and get worms Mom buys me pills and i have to take them once a month, Hunt on big guy,(raises fist into air)
Mom can no longer visits your page. Just Ernie. She do not have stomach for your profile picfur let alone your diary! BOL.
Tonight she lay down on floor in her craft room to do sit ups, on account of her ate 3 bags of Dove chockolate hearts and a whole row of girl scouts' cookieses.
And she on floor she look ovfur at mouse trap and see it are sideways against floor vent to basement. Her start screaming bloody murder. Are Mama has bonafieded Mouse-a-phobia, since childhood.
She throwed up a little in her mouf when she saw your picfur, bol! WOMYN! I were not scareded. Cept I only like to catch the little black mouses. Them are the toughest ones I heard. That must mean I is better hunter than you.
You are a stealth hunter! I'm so jealous! I catch spiders, does that count? I eat 'em, too!