Hi everyone!!! **waves excitedly**

Happy crispy Fall, sleep-in-late-when-you-roll-your-clocks-back-an-hour weekend!!!!!

MUAH!!!!! **blows kisses**

Peek-A-Boo!!

Hellooo-ooooooooo!!!

Anyone here?? Remember me?? **looks worried**

Well, I don't have to tell you that it's been a cat's nine lives since we've been around. Hmph!! **gives mommy the evilest stink eye**

And of course I'm going to have to give you the same spiel about how mommy's j-o-b consumes most of her time, and how Catster runs verrrry slowwwwwww on our typy masheen. But still.....

How is everyone? What have I missed...I mean, other than EVERYTHING?!?!?!? **darts a look back at mommy**

We love living in Jaw-Juh! We have lots of running space around our house, I have lots of hidey spots away from the stoopid boys and the Ugly Kitties, and our daddy is the bestest thing in the world. Well, other than the color pink, sparkly things, and Hello Kitty.

We love all of our friends here, and we miss you terribly!!! Please say that you haven't forgotten us? **wipes tear** I think I'm going to go eat a whole gallon of nip ice creamy now.

Purrs Needed for a Catster Family

Hello everyone,

Many of you know that furmily of Norman Bates. His furmily really needs our help and purrs right now. Here is the situation:

In a nut shell - due to unfortunate circumstances Norman's family has found themselves in the middle of Mexico and now out of funds with no work. We have confirmation of a place to stay and a job in NC for Peter (Normans pop). He also is lining up classes to get his truck driving license and his EMT/Paramedic to make better job opportunities available. However, the getting the furamily here is the difficult part."
HQ has been asked about setting up a fund-raiser for them, but so far the Catster Mom who asked hasn't gotten any response.
So some of the Catster Moms have got a group together on FB. If any of your pawrents are there, they should look for the group. If they can't find it, you can p-mail me and I'll try to get you information.
If your pawrents aren't on FB, or don't want to join that group, just know that Norman Bates and furmily really need all the purrrs they can get. That always helps!!!

Hellooooo!! Miss you!!

Hi everyone!! **waves frantically while jumping up and down**

Can you see me??? **still jumping up and down** Over here!!Yes, we're still here!!!

**stops jumping to catch her breath...realizes her friends are watching her as she's bent over, paws on knees, panting**

Oh, hi!! **grins** I wanted to make sure that I got your attention. It would be pretty easy to miss me since we only seem to get by here, ohhhh, once every gajillion days!! **gives mommy the major stink eye**

Mommy has still been very busy with her stoopid work. In fact, that's why I'm on here right now. She has to print a bunch of stuff for the trade that she goes to tomorrow, and I said, "Mommy, this is silly! Let me go see my Catster friends while you do your stoopid print job!". She rolled her eyes at me, which was really quite rude if you ask me...but here I am!!!

We do keep up with a lot of the goings-on, because mommy can get onto Facebook on her phone, even when she's traveling. We're sad that so many of our friends have been sick and have gone to the Bridge. **wipes tear** We really do love all of you very much.

**looks around to see who might be eavesdropping** Psst! Come here, I'll tell you a secret! **whispers** Mommy is getting meowried!! And we just love him!! We call him Yo Paulie, and he is SOOOO nice to us, and lets us cuddle all over him and everything. And he's going to try to fix a place in the house so that mommy can do some fostering eventually.

I hope that you're all having a Happy Spring so far!!

THANK YOU PANSY FOR THE HEART ROSIE!!!!! We'll have to have to some juicy fruity drinks soon!! **giggles**

Love you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Pooh!!

I'm trying to get my diary caught up again. Mommy said that before I could write anything, I had to study four pages of stuff that she gave to me. Gimme tried this the other night, and gave up after knocking back half a bottle of Tums.

I wanted to get you caught up on all of my recent adventures, but they all pretty much involve the, ummm...**Think Tank**. Mommy says I probably shouldn't write about spending my time in the Think Tank. I don't know why; mommy does Think Tank all the time for work and it's a good thing, supposedly.

Mommy says that if I check out a lot of the other Catster's diaries, that it's okay if I write about pooh. To which I replied, "Mommy, the whole sitchyashun with the Think Tank is pooh!!" Mommy just shook her head and said to look again at the other diaries.

Ohhhhh...**blushes** These cats are writing about their own pawsonal poopies!! Ummm...**blushes deeper crimson** Well, here's what I think about that. My business in the litter box is exactly that: MY business. So it's up to me to decide if I want to share that information with the rest of the world. And I have to say, I really don't know why anycat would be interested in my litterbox business. I don't see how that is fun, friendly, or informational. Although we all know that the Diary Gal seems to have a keen interest in poopies. Besides, it is NOT ladylike OR sassy to discuss poopies. **blushes** And I am especially sassy.

So let me just sum it up to this: Everyone here has good pees and poopies, and mommy says it's because we eat good food. Although the food that we eat was chosen specifically for Gimme, because without it- and in consequence of eating a not-to-be named bad food - Gimme is at risk of having very bad pee pee problems for the rest of his life.

And Ambro's poopies stink really bad!!! Kind-of like the Think Tank. MOL MOL MOL

Buzz Buzz

Hey everyone!! Hope you're having a fabulous weekend!

We just joined a new group that you all need to check out:
BUZZIN' INTO SPRING
Some of your Catster besties have worked very hard to put together a VERY fun contest for all of us. Unfortunately, the information for it is getting a little lost with all of the changes on Catster lately.

So if you want a chance to win some fabulous primo prizes, and have fun with your Catster besties, BEE sure to check it out!!

And that's the BUZZ this weekend. MOL

Catster

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!


(Bet the Dairy Gal doesn't pick this entry!! MOL)

Catster

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At least I didn't lose my 'fabulous mark"...?
**scratches head in confroosion**

EEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Little Zoey guessed the answer to my contest question!!

Want to know what's different on my page?

THE FABULOUS IS BACK!!!!!

That's right. Apawrently Catster has made some little tweakies, and I was able to add the ' (accent mark) back to the end of my name!!!

You have no idea how wonderful this makes me feel. I feel whole again! I feel revitalized!

I FEEL FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Many thanks to Pansita, for bringing this tweakie to my attention!

And thank you Catster HQ. From the bottom of my little heart, thank you!!

Contest!!!!

OMC...

The furst kitteh to figure out what is different on my page tonight wins 10 zealies!!!

Pansita, unfortunately you can not qualify for this, since you are the kitteh who pointed it out to me. I'll send you some meowgaritas instead. MOL