Totally White

Baths really suck eggs!

March 27th 2006 9:25 am
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Oh the indignities of it all! I was just minding my own business, tunneling out of the back yard and wouldn’t you know? Mom and Dad made such a big to do about it. Dad was mad. He yelled and came running from the house. He hauled me, Rascal and Cinnamon into the house calling Mom and mom’s daughter to come and get us. Then he ran out and filled in our tunnel. He even put big old concrete blocks in it and pounded some sticks in to keep us cats from moving the blocks, like we could! Mom and her daughter gave me, Rascal and Cinnamon baths!

I was bathed first. I cried and cried but that didn’t stop the bath. Then out of the water into a big bath towel, I still cried and my boyfriend Pepper cried with me. He helped me lick my fur into place. It was an over all disaster! All because of my tunnel.
It was my idea and as a result Rascal and Cinnamon aren’t talking to me. They blame me for their baths. I wasn’t trying to escape or anything like that, I just wanted to let the little stray kitty Dad’s been feeding in. You’d think Dad would be appreciative about the new entrance instead of yelling his head off about it. Spice even tried the tunnel but he’s just too big and almost got wedged under the fence.

What really irks me is, Spice didn’t get a bath. He should have been punished along with the three of us. Pepper says the baths weren’t punishment, we got bathed because we were dirty. I find this hard to believe! Cats are capable of cleaning themselves! And why wasn’t Spice bathed? He was dirty too! Like I said “Injustice!” “Not fair!” and “Spice is a CHEAT!”

 
 

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