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Hey------mother nature, Rain God, yohoooooooooo, you can- stop now.

August 20th 2006 7:19 am
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Like I said I did the rain dance yesterday to get mommsie and daddy to come home from the river.. but I think I meowwwwwwwwww to much cause it is still raining and stormy and Dad is not a happy boater so to speak..
psssssssssssssssssst. you can stop raining any time.. fore they find out it is my fault. ok, stop now.. meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. still raining, how I turn it off... meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwy.. not work.. ok, tippy toe, and looks sad so they not know I did it.. mew, mommsie I so sorry your weekend is ruined. I luv you and dad.. I play with you.. look out window, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrstill raining... not do that dance again. Bluie

 

Indian Rain Dance.. by MIss Bluie,, meow, meow, mewmew,- purrrrrrrrrrs, meow

August 19th 2006 3:34 pm
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dancing around the cat nip ball. mewoooooooooooooo, meiowmeowwwwwwwww, mewmew,purrrrrrrrrr..... around the cat nip ball. rain, rain, make mommsie and daddy come home from the river,, meowoooooo, meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, purrrrrrrrr,mewmew,, dance and dance, jump up and down.. rain,,,,,,,
ok,, watch sky now.. hey, what , a black cloud,, its raining, its raining,, no mom and dad yet.. what I hear ,, truck , yahooooooooo they are here.. it worked it worked.. they come home from the river.
Quick feet down to the family room ,jump on the couchie, look innocent..
Yohhhhhhhhhhhooooooo, Bluie we had to come home. Where, is our little girl. Mew, Mew... here.. I lift my little head and yawn... Bluie

 

I has a dream of a kitty invasion.. we wons

August 18th 2006 5:49 am
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had a huge dreamy,about a Persian and all cat invasion
it is about aliens cats bringing huge seed pods in and putting them in your home and they take over without anyone ever knowing, they enter their body when they sleep..well, there is a new invasion taking place, it has been going on for years and no one knew.. and "IT HAS HAPPENED TO MY HUMANS, "it is the INVASION OF THE PERSIAN CATS(OR OTHERCAT),THEY ARE SO GOOD YOU DO NOT REALIZE IT UNTIL IT IS TO LATE..

Clues how to know if your humans have invaded; IF YOUR HUMAN HAS BEEN INVADED BY "US"
1. You mommy, purchased a cat or kitten in recent years
2. with in the first 24 hours the I has left their vocabulary for my sweetums,Cutie pie,babykins,what you need?what can mommsie do for her will girl or boy
3. their closets,corners,bedrooms etc, have been converted in to litter trays receptacles,they are now cat rest areas
A. shortly after a month or so your mommsie morning starts with checking these trays to make sure no poo is in the tray which the tray was met for.
B. litter trays have gone from just an ole tray to luxious trays with litter a child could play in in his sand box. not to hard, not to soft, does not stink, is not dusty,gentle on the paws..
4.. In stead of starting their day with a cup of coffee or tea, it starts with wet cat food, dry cat food, fresh cool water and in the summer water with ice..It goes on a special plate, in special water setups.
A. when they put the food down and the kitty looks them in the eye and say, not the flavor I want today.. they don't say eat it and feel lucky you got.. oh,no, they clean it off and start over.
5. Living rooms, family rooms have become our spa,recreations room what once held beautiful furniture, pool tables,favorite knick knacks now hold at least one kitty condo, kitty tree, window hammock, baskets of toys, not one or two.. cat toys for knick knacks, pictures of kitty's... all our good stuffy.
A. they now have furniture,rugs,mats, drapes all one color, the color of your kitty
B. if they sit down they may sit on you and kitty is very offended
C. if they sit down you may sit on them and purr and roll, chew on their hair, sit on their face forget, they can forget any rest
D. if they try to watch TV or do a crossword, said you will step on their remote and change the channel.or decide you are hungry or meow for them to come and see what is wrong, or sit on their book and steal their pencil AND THEY DO NOTHING IT ABOUT, CAUSE THE WE DONOT UNDERSTAND AND THEY DON'T WANT US STRESSED..
6. If they find they have no privacy, they cannot close a door with out a cat attack at the door,they go outside, you screams for them to come back in or sits in the window and howls like a doggie,, til the neighbors look out their windows.
7. If they are guilty about taking a few days and going somewhere..
A. will you have enough to eat, drink, what about cleaning the litter, will you be lonely
B. YOU HIRE A SITTER FOR KITTY, YOU GET THE BEST SELF FEED EQUIMENT, INCLUDING A WATER FOUNTAIN.. THEY GIVE HIM A LITTER BOX FOR EACH DAY THEY ARE GONE,THEY CALL AND LEAVE KITTY A MESSAGE ON PHONE.WHEN THEY GET BACK YOU GETS TREATS,GIFTS, AND ANYTHING YOU WANTS.
8. if there is a occasional "kitty tornado" a few times a month..usually at midnight or when company is there so they think you ARE a crazy cat.
9. kitty has a bigger medical record then they do.
A they give up monthly night out to get kitty is sick
B. if you looks cross wise, do not drink IN FRONT OF THEM ,DO NOT POO,OR WEE, OR DO THEM TO MUCH,SNEEZES,OR JUST SEEMS NOT RIGHT YOU GOES TO THE VET... SMILES AT THE VET, AND SAYS,, ' GOT YAH' NOW HOW ABOUT ONE OF THOSE CATNIPS TREATS..
10. the one that means it is to late, you have been taken over.. your DADDY comes home walks past mommsie a and says how my little girly doing, has mommsie been good to you
A. would kitty like to go for a ride, mommy can come if she wants to
B. talks to kitty but not know how to mommsie to you
c. gives kitty treats every day..

I hear someone calling ,Bluie, Bluie, are you dreaming, open eyes, not momsie..

 

I peeking at Mom

August 17th 2006 3:07 pm
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,I sleeping on the hall. I hear momsie moving about,, meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. her going to clean, I lift one eye lid and peek... then close it quick. maybe her not if she think I sleeping.. bang, crash, brooooooooooooooooooom, nope she cleanng.. I lift open the other eye, snort, I want to sleep.. broooooooooooooooom crash, band, phew,her got the cleaning stuff out. I hear her feet near by and reach out and slapped her feety.. and then grab around her ankle.. maybe that will stop her.. mew, she undoes me.. I drag myself up and go to the bedroom . there is never an peace in this housie.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzBluie

 

Meow, I not let go, no , no..

August 16th 2006 4:16 pm
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Yummy, Yummy, lick, lick, spit and lick.. get my bib nice and cleanie.. mew,mew.. purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs, love cleaning my bibby.. licky ,licky, oh, yes, now I am getting a wad going, a nice little ball of hair under my chinny.. lick ,lick,, wrap around my tongue and chew on it a little.. oh, mew, purrrrrrrrrrrrr, this is a nice wad., "Miss Blue" what are you doing"? No, No, do not wad that hair up in your mouth. No. She crazy lady, I making myself beautiful.. lick ,lick.. Eyes see feetie of mommsie comeing, oh, now, she is picking me up. Meawwwwwwwwwwwwwwawwwwwwww, put me down.. "now young lady I will have to trim your bib, you just won't keep it out of your mouth. No, you, not, lick, slurp, Hah, got hair in my mouthie and not let go.. meow meow to you.. "let go Bluie," NO, NO, grooooooooooowl.. No, clip, clip, clip.. well now, she trimed it and left the hair in my mouthie, spit, sputter.. what wrong with her, she want me to swallow it and get a hairball or something.. mewwwwwwwwww, my beautiful bib is gone.. a very upset kitty Cat Azurine (Bluie)

 

Still trying to catch my heart

August 15th 2006 4:32 pm
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I was laying sleeping in our door way , a nice cool breeze after the long hot days.. just zzzzzzzzzzzzzzing away.. mommsie just got home from being gone three days.. how DARE SHE.
I dreaming of chasing butterflys and bubbles in the warm sun, smelling the wild cat nip grow.. SSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAMMMMMMMM,BBBBBBBBBBBBBANG.. OH, MY GOSH THE HOUSE IS FALLING IN, I JUMP SO HIGH I THINK I BOUNCED OFF THE CEILING AND RAN SO FAST I COULD NOT CATCH MY HEART AND AT THE SAME TIME A HUGH AMOUNT OF AIR came out my bum.. what a noise,, I under the bed.. mommsie say it ok Bluie,, just the wind blow the door shut. I put wieght against it. No, mommy, that was a giant wind monster,,, I can hardly breathe, I have a cat anaxity attack,,, snort, snort, snuff, cough, gag, or oh,no, more gas.. whew, smell bad... ouie , mommsie say Bluie.. scared the air out of you.. she pick me up and hug me. But I not sit in that door way again today.. scared stiff Bluie the high jumper

 

Mommsie a human catnip plant

July 21st 2006 5:58 am
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Mommsie was in her garden weeding and her came in and I got a whiff of something wonderful.. "what is that smell" meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, catnip,,, lots of catnippy somewhere. I walk around sniffing the air with my mouthie open so I can get a good wiff of it.. my nosie up in the air.. ITS MY MOMMSIE , SHE IS THE CATNIPPY PLANT, . Cat nip mommsie... I run over and sit on her lappy and I start to roll and roll on her , trying to get the catnippy on me. I rub her arms and face. Mommy was weeding out her fresth cat nip.. ummmmmmmmmm,love you mommsie.. I try standing on my head in her lap , she laughing at me.. silly woman, should make catnippy perfumey.. I bet my OpieTbear, love me when I get done rubbing it all off mommsie.. BLuie

 

I Berry Berry Mad, yes I was...

July 19th 2006 4:46 am
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Daddsey said her needed another air machine for the family room so would we like to ride along , give me a ride, so mommys say ok, I so excited, got my leash and harness on and into the truck we went.. I so happy, we go to the place called they city. lots of people and cars.. Daddy had to get out to go in the store, mommsy and I sat in the truck with the "air", well, when daddy started to walk to the door, I screamed for him to come back. Momsy said be good.. so she open the window for me and I screamed louder with my head out the window.. people were looking and pointing.. I still holler, I want my daddy, mommsy say, you be good, you. I want my daddy, I want to get out and walk around.. I do, I do.. now,, I try to climb out the window, swoosh up it went, ummmmmmmm, now what I do.. I runs over to dads side.. finally he come out. I was so happy. I talk to him and he laughs. What is wron with my girl.. I berry berry mad, mommsie not let me go with you and no walk. he say to hot Bluie, the pavement would hurt your little feet. no , not, don't leave me again. Then we came home and now I have air in the family room.. whew.. Bluie

 

Thats what mom got to day.. S.W.A.T

July 11th 2006 8:37 am
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Swift Wallop At Highspeed... I was trying to take a nappy.. here she comes, oh, catwhiskers, she has got the COMB, she means business. I keep my eyes shut, thought she would get the hint, I sleeping. The human thinks she is going to fool me and COMB me while I am sleeping. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, so she starts and I try to be good. not easy for me.. OH, MY STARS, SHE DID IT, SHE WENT BELOW MY EQUATER BELT LINE, the back of my legs and my you know.. I open one eye and peek at her,, thinking she will get the message, then I rabbit kick her, boy, her dense today, she gets a snag,MEEEOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, ok, S.W.A.T , her say ouch, . Then her say, UUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM, someone needs her nails trimmed, if it is not one thing it is another, all I want is a CATNAPPY. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Bluie

 

Mommsie stole my toy, it was mine,,, bad mommsie

July 10th 2006 1:43 pm
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This morning I found a new toy, it fly all around and up and down.. cute little thingy.. I chase it all over, it flew up high so I jump up and swat it down, then I jump down and puts my paw on it.. mewwwwwwwwwwwww,it tickle, then it crawl through my paws.. I try to step on it again, but it got loose so I chase it all over the living room, and the furniture and them bam, went a book, wham , went a light, splat when moms tea, thump, I got the miller, Bluie, what are you doing? cute little facey look up at mom,,, say "nothing",, but the silly miller tickleing my paw again, so I shift and sit on him, maybe he die now.. mewwwwwwwwww, he crawling under my tail, I jump up and swat him good and then bite him. mommsie, say , drop that miller, I say ,mew.. no, then all of a sudden my mouth taste like dirt, ugh,gag, cough, here you have him mommsie. she take my toy and throw him out.. ok for you mommy, I not play with you any more ..you cheat... Bluie

 
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