September 27th 2007 7:03 am
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Mommy had to many vacations"""""""""""""""""""
You will not believe what she did to me. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, her got noodles for a brain mass for sure.
Every night mommy puts up a baby gate in the hall so I not get near the bedroom door.. Why? you say.. This can be disputed but she says, unlike other kitty's , I do not yowl at the door, but if I did it would not bother her. for those who do not know "yowl" is a cat noise between a meow and a wolf howl. If you ever heard it you would not forget it... only thing worse is a caterwaul yowl, which you never want to hear.All I do is tap her toe softly with my paw, I do not use my nails but the soft part of my paw.. I am a polite kitty like that purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs. Her say I not polite, but I know she cannot stand to hear the soft noise cause she listens harder to hear it and it gets her up.. heheheheeee.. really , I think to myself.. so home came the baby gate and out in the front of the house I reside at night with all my toys and food and water and 'TRAY"
Well it was very hot last night so we went to the family room which means they move my tray in laundry room into the family room in case I needed while we all watch TV.. it was a good show. Animal Funniest Videos.. then we came upstairs to go to bed. Mom put the gate up and muttered something about you have your tray down stairs I don't need to bring the other one out.. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I should have listen more clearly.
Cat time about 1/2 dish of dry food later, I got an urge, I ran to the dining area to get some relief.. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks , nothing there, I look under the table, meow, meow, not there either, then I race through the door and down cellar to the other tray, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks, catstastrophie, meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. where is my tray. they FORGOT TO PUT MY TRAY OUT,, I walk back up the stair and go sit by the gate.. maybe one of them will get up... I meow meow a few times, but nothing. I go to the living room, to take my mind off my expanding bladder. I try to drown my mousie in the water fountain to ease my frustration.. zzzzzzzzzzI take a little nap. something wakes me up. an uncomfortable feeling.. by now my bladder is the size of a beach ball and I think it is going to explode and I am new sensation, like a ton of bricks wants to exit my tail.. back to the baby gate, meow, meow meow... meow ... mom opens the bed room door, walks in her sleep, says, Bluie be a good girl, what is wrong, if I was a DOG, I would have jump up and licked her hands and panted to get her attentions, but I a demure little blue kitty(joke) she goes to the 'BATHROOM' of all things, and flushes the toilet.. cat whiskers and stars... that really help. she walks out looks at me, I have an begging look in my eye, she saysYOU ARE NOT THAT HUNGRY , I WILL BE UP IN A WHILE. back to bed she went.. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr what I do now. ? Lady's do not go with out a tray.. I even upchuck in my tray.. so I sit by the gate and lean on it.. mew, that took a little pressure off.. I wait, wait, as the kitty minutes tick off. just wait till she gets up, I will make her day interesting.. mew, I will meow a lot so her think something wrong and it not. I will knock over a glass of water, I will wrap around her ankle and clamp on with my teethy.. I will zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz what someone moving.? Mommy,, hurry mommy, by now my bladder feels like a giant air balloon that could take off at any moment and my tail area feels like it had a iron block ready to drop out and crush my food.. hurry, mew, mew.. mommy unlocks the gate and opens it, and I am off like a flash in a pan, my four paws barely touch the floor.. in the closet I go and jump in my tray,,prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrs, purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs. whew that was a relief.. Ok mommy HERE I COME. KITTY GET EVEN WITH HER MOMMY ON THE WAY . As I walk out to her, I here here say, oh, my, I forgot to bring your tray out of the family room.my poor girlie..SHE DOES NOT KNOW THE HALF OF IT, KITTY HELL DAY ABOUT TO START... Miss Bluie
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