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Leave a treat for Miss Cleo

Nicknames: Baby-O, Smeeno, Bratty-O, Precious

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 Quick Bio:
 Birthday: July 6th 1997
 Coloration: Black and White

Likes: Tomfoolery & general mischief, ruling the world with an iron fist, classic novels, running a successful home business, eating too much and then puking on the carpet, breaking the law, naps, baking.

Pet-Peeves: Getting caught in the act

Favorite Toy: It was the credit card, but we had to take it away from her after some fradulent activity, for which she denies responisbility.

Favorite Nap Spot: Clean towels

Favorite Food: Anything she can eat too much of and then vomit back up: fine wines and cheeses, coq au vin, lemon tarts, fresh blood...

Skills: Gives frightfully accurate psychic readings. Fully trilingual (English, French, Mandarin Chinese). Has a Ph.D. from Yale in political science. Cured cancer. Is immortal. Reads minds.

Dwells:
indoors and outdoors

Arrival Story: We went over to a friend's house to adopt a different kitten when I was 13, and Miss Cleo (then known as Jenny) tore across the living room, climbed up my pants leg, stared at me, and meowed. It was love at first sight.

Bio: She was named after Miss Cleo, the "psychic" seen on television commercials constantly during the late 90s. Her own attempts at reading tarot cards were abortive, however, because she does not have opposable thumbs and therefore cannot properly shuffle a deck. That has not, however, deterred her in the least from claiming to have ESP.

Lives Remaining: 6 of 9

The Groups I'm In:
MONTANA CATS

I've Been On Catster Since:
| February 21st 2006 |
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More than 5 years! |

Rosette, Star and Special Gift History

Catster Id: 268314

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October 2nd 2006 1:44 pm
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My person Bridget, who all but abandoned me 4 years ago when she went off to college, has added insult to injury. Not only did she move to a foreign country this year, but now she's going to adopt another cat there and forget all about me. She's all excited beacuse he has long hair and doesn't shed as much as me. Maybe I wouldn't shed all the time if you people could just please remember that I, Cleo, am the center of the universe. Seriously, it's not that hard.
Plus, at home now we have that idiot puppy Lucy who has all but cured my bulimia by not ever leaving me alone long enough to eat enough food to make puking worth it.
My life is a mess.
February 21st 2006 3:38 pm
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So Bridget got a new hard drive in her computer yesterday and can't locate any of my pictures except the one. Which is a complete insult to my beauty. Anyway, hopefully she'll fix this problem soon so my page can stop being such a piece of crap. To retaliate I think I'll go gorge myself on cheap cat food and puke on her bedroom floor. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That will show her.
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