Furman's Manly Journal

Furman's Craptastic Morning

August 6th 2007 8:49 am
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I went joy ridin' in the car this morning Dudes and Dudettes. My Mommy faked me out. I was told in advance that I was going to the Manly Beauty Parlor, cuz Mommy did not want a repeat of my last Butt Shaving Appointment Day of Terror. So this morning I got treats and then I got put into my pimped out Hello Kitty Manly Man Transporter. Mommy seat belted me in and we went drving to the Petsmart groomer. When we got there there was a little black dog standing there covered in FLEAS. Dude, you could almost SEE them jumping off him. Mommy got nervous and asked for me to be kept as far away from that pooch as possible. Then the lady told Mom to come back and get me in four hours. Holy cow. Mommy was shocked cuz the last Beauty Parlor Appointment took two seconds. Mommy walked away and left me on the counter in my Man Transporter. She kept looking back at me and I must have meowed Goodbye at the exact right time, because thirty seconds after she went out the door she exploded back in to the store and ran to my cage and cancelled the appointment. She rushed me back to the car and drove me home. Mommy said her Mommy Instincts told her it was not a good idea. So for the rest of the day I am allowed to call Mommy as many bad names as I want. I am not mad though. I got more treats when I got home and now I am just chillin like it never happened. I am a little miffed though, cuz I was seriously looking forward to my bippie breeze I get when my bum is shaved. Tartar Sauce.

 
 

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