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The Life and Times of Bo Kitty

Flying Kitty

March 13th 2009 8:53 pm
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Cats are not meant to fly. I arrived at this conclusion after mom assaulted me as I slept. Perhaps catapulted would be more accurate. I had innocently decided to sleep on top of mom's feet. In her sleepy stupor, she didn't understand why her feet were so heavy. A comforter? I think not. As she gave a huge flip with her feet, she sent me flying through the air. Mom and Dad both sat up asking what that noise was, having heard a very solid thud. What was it? It was the sound of me hitting the floor. The lights came on and she found me sprawled out. I had the good sense to give a pitiful sounding "meow???" and pretended to be quite dazed. Dad said that she was going to wind up killing me. It ended well: lots of affection and the rest of the night spent sleeping on her pillow. I learned 3 things.

1. What goes up must come down.
2. A confused/dazed expression induces lots of guilt
3. Most important of all...hogtie mom before sleeping on her feet!!!


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