Wow, Been Long Time!

Meowmie has been so neglectful in letting us kittehs do owr own thing. Should she be reported fur animul aboose?

Well now, where to start? It's been ofur a year and Lazarus is still around. He's becum so attached to Paw-Paw dat he gets worried and meowy when Paw-Paw is gone - even if only to anofur room.

Isis still hates us boys. She hisses and growls ifn she sees us. I'll just bop her a bit to put her in her place, but Laz takes off aftur her and a hissy fit turns intew a screaming fit wif meowmie yellin "stop it!"

Clarisse has stopped chewing her back & her fur is startin to grow back. Paw-Paw says she's wearing panties now instead of a thong.

Desiree is furry healthy according to da vet. Not a thing wrong wif her. She's Laz's buddy now. They purlay togefur and chase each ofur around da apurrtment. Meowmie say Desiree thinks she's still a little kitteh.

And me? Well, I'm getting skinnier and da vet can't tell meowmie why. I eat and eat and steal fud when I can. I'm demanding at meal times fur da hoomins to gif me sum. I'm so hungry alla time dat no amount is enuf. I still haf da water poopies sumtimes, but not as bad as befur. Meowmie is at a loss as to what is wrong wif me. I heard her talking to Paw-Paw aftur he was complaining abowt me and she mentioned "put to sleep". I don't need sleep - I need more fud!

Well, dat's it fur now. Hope efurry cat has a gud Catmus or whatefur mewr hoomins celebrate. Purrs!

Anofur Buddy!

I haf anofur buddy. Not that it's my idea. Paw-Paw brought anofur kitteh home & now I haf dis shadow crechur followin me. I cantz go anywheres wifout himz taggin along! Whatz a boy cat supposed to do?

Dis little guy is jumpin on me, grabbin my tail, & tryin to steal luffin time wif owr hoomins - Meowmie frum me & Paw-Paw frum Clarisse. She is so angry & jellous dat she is growlin & hissing. I's nefur heard Clarisse do dat! I speck it frum Isis & Desiree, but not Clarisse!

Now I's gotz da water poopies & I's losin weight. Da docfur cantz find anyfing wrong wif me, alla tests came back normal, cept fur a heart murmur. Meowmie is feeding us extra soft food (dats a gud thing), trying to see ifn maybees I's just not gettin enuf. I haf a gud appetite, I eat it all. I do haf dry fud to munch on, buts I dontz like it that much. Meowmie is thinkin of changing flavors.

Oh my, here comez da black monster now! Oh - furgot to tell mews - his name is Lazarus.

I Feel Betfur

I took a little catnap & now I find dat Mr. Pink has giffen mees a rosette - a flutterby to chase.

It has made me feel some betfur. Tank mews most furry much, Mr. Pink.

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........


Oh, I check again & now I haf anofur rosette from Friday. Tank mews, Friday!

I's feelin betfur & betfur...

I Lernt a Lesson Tew Day

Yep, I sure did. I thought I could ask fur votes in a cat-test. Well, at least let others know I was running in a cat-test. And den it all blowed up in mine whiskers. Seems anofur kitty is getting votes fur dis monf, May. Mine cat-test doesnt start till June. But fur some reason, votes can already start fur June. So my alert got peeps to vote fur me & take away votes fur da ofur kitty.

Now I's gettin yelled at by dat kitty's voters. Doesnt matter dat I was votin fur him tew. Oh mews, I dontz like being yelled at. Ifn I could step outta dat cat-test now, I would.

*sigh*

I gonna go take a nap & stay outta trubble ifn I can.

Thanks, Buds

I would like to thank Spike & Wiggy fur da rosettes. It is nice to be recognized fur da cool cat that I am.

My meowmie calls me "Man Guy" or "Kitty Guy" sometimes, so she understands I'm not a stinky boy cat. She doesn't call me Kitty Man, because that was a special name that belonged to her Rainbow Kitty Chevy & no cat can ever take his special name.

And let me tell you all, living with both a Tortie & a Calico is tough work. One gives me tortitude & the other gives me calitude. And both are heavily mixed with EXTRA catitude. The worst of it is, that Isis, the tortie, is my NIECE. Isn't she supposed to respeck me?

Humpf. Well, at least I have another orangie liffing wif me - Clarisse. We're buddies, because we know that orangies are the best.

Purrs, All!

My Purr-Day

Tank mew, Catster, fur da purr-day treats. It was a big surprise to get such a nice purrsent. Meowmie furgot my purr-day. Now she will haf to apologize & give me lots of luffing.

And she wondered why I kept luffing on her last night. It was because she furgot & I was just reminding her.

Silly hoomins...

I Am Not Stinky

I'm not a stinky boy cat. I wish those brat sisfurs of mine would stop calling me that. Well, except fur my breath... but Baby Kitty has bad breath tew.

I was a good kitty last night. I found a greebling trying to sneak into meowmie bed last night from da wall. I bopped him good & he ran back owtside. Then I decided to stand guard at the wall. I freaked out meowmie good.

Guess I must have impressed Dez. She asked me if I would want to join her kitty army (some army, she da only soldier here) to fight greeblings & ghosties. I think maybe I will try it owt. It might be fun.

I wonfur if I will get a uniform & a helmet?

I Don't Understand

Why is it that hoomins have to leave their home to go make that munny stuff? Don't they know the most valuable thing in the world is a good nap & lots of schmoogling?

Meowmie is always gone all day long. Then when she gets home, she hangs on the catputer & won't schmoogle me. I mean, I've been napping all day, just waiting for her to get home to give me some quality schmoogs & she pushes me away as soon as I climb on her.

Go figure. I guess hoomins aren't nearly as smart as kitties. They just don't know what's important in life.

*sigh*

Yo, Dudes & Dudettes!

How's it purring? Life's great, ain't it?

I haf da best life, really. What more can any kitty dude want than a bed to sleep in, plenty of food & water, & clean litterboxes (well, that could improve, meowmie).

Man, I love dis place. I even haf my furry own dining area. It's a little cramped - but hey, I get to eat all my dinner before the girls move in on me. Of course, I'm perfectly within my rights to move in on them, right? Hey, ya snooze, ya lose - right guys?

And man, do I have the best hoomins. They luff to smurgle with me. Especially meowmie. And she gives the best belly rubs of anyone since my first meowmie. Oh - & she knows just the right place to scritch my back...

Yep, no complaints here!

Except - maybe - hey mom! How about more food??