American Shorthair/Siamese
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Home:Providence, RI  [I have a diary!]  
Age: 12 Years   Sex: Female   Weight: 9 lbs.

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LammerJammer, Lammerlicious, GlammerLammer

Kitty Complexion:
sleepyvery active
not curiousvery curious
not vocalvery vocal

Quick Bio:
-part feral-extra toe(s) -cat rescue

June 1st 2004


Playing hide and seek (as long as I don't look for her)

Ferrets are not allowed to chase, bite, or ride on cats.

Favorite Toy:
The person's right hand (especially when she's working on the computer)

Favorite Nap Spot:
The fluffy new bed, or behind the person when she's on the computer

Favorite Food:
Whatever Fancy is eating. And Totally Ferret treats.

The shoelace ambush


Arrival Story:
Lammer had been living at Kitty Bed n Breakfast in Vicksburg, Michigan for about five months. I met her when I took Fancy and Rosa there for a spa vacation because I was going out of town. The owner said that Lammer needed a home, and I said that if she got along with my girls I'd think about it. Lammer spent the week with Fancy and Rosa and nobody got killed, so I brought the three of them home. They are (slowly) working things out.

Lammer wants to be a ferret. She wants to eat ferret food, sleep in the ferrets' cage (when they aren't inside) or on top of it (when they are.) She is one of the ferrets' favorite toys. Ben is especially fond of riding her. Jerry and Maggie like the way she smells. Lammer likes chasing the ferrets (sometimes all three of them at once), but thinks that it is terribly rude and unfair of them to chase her.

Lives Remaining:
6 of 9

Forums Motto:
I see you but you can't see me.

The Groups I'm In:
Feliway® Felines

I've Been On Catster Since:
June 13th 2005 More than 11 years!

Rosette, Star and Special Gift History

Catster Id:

Meet my family
FancyRosa Luxemburg
Moe (In loving

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Life according to Lammer

I was right and Fancy was wrong

November 25th 2012 7:54 pm
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Fancy doesn't want me writing about this. She sits on the keyboard when the person is out so I can't keep the diary. She is in the litterbox now so I have to write this before she gets back. The person did get a dog. I don't like him because he's a dog. He is just a little bigger than me but he lets me eat his food and he doesn't bark. He doesn't chase me either, not that I give him a chance. When the person goes out she usually takes him with her, so that's good.
Oh, and Foxy died. The person gave away the ferret cages and all their stuff right away because if she didn't she would just go and fill them up with ferrets again. And none of us need that, especially now that there is a dog in the house.
Here comes Fancy. The cat that was wrong. LOL.


Something bad is going to happen

July 20th 2012 12:18 pm
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The person is up to something. There is a crate in the living room with a bed in it. Fancy thinks it is for her but she sleeps on top of it and I go inside. There is also a bag of food with a picture of a dog on it. Fancy said that obviously the person bought it by mistake and is going to take it back and bring back the bag that has the cat on it. The bag has been here for a while, though, and the person doesn't seem to be in any hurry to get rid of it. On another day she went into a closet and pulled out a bunch of leashes, but Fancy said that most of them were for ferrets and she is probably going to give them away. I know that one was way too big for a ferret, but Fancy said that the person was going to put it into her car, because she uses it when she is driving around and sees a lost dog and needs to take it back to where it lives. But the leashes are all on the floor not in the car.
I am afraid that the person is getting a dog again. She wouldn't do that, would she? She always said that her greyhound was the best dog ever and he spoiled her for other dogs. I hope hope hope that Fancy is right, and not just in denial.


Cats 2, Ferret 1

November 19th 2011 3:29 pm
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Maggie died and that was sad for the person for a while, Now it's just Foxy the devil ferret against Fancy and me. It should be better for us but it isn't because Foxy still chases us even though she has cancer and her fur keeps falling out. Foxy is worse than Maggie and Ben and Jerry put together. The person says that she isn't getting any more ferrets because it's too hard on her when they die, but we've heard that before. I don't know what Fancy will do if she decided to get another cat!

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