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Leave a treat for Isosceles
Nicknames: Saucy, Miss Sassy-pants, I Saw Some Fleas, Kitty, Stinky, Little Slice of Evil, Snooch, Biscuit, Smoosh
Kitty Complexion:
Activeness
sleepy
very active
Intelligence
silly
genius
Curiosity
not curious
very curious
Friendliness
timid
affectionate
Vocal
not vocal
very vocal
Quick Bio:
-mixed breed
-cat rescue
Coloration: Black
Likes: Being held, stretching across floors directly in front of your path, plotting evil, sleeping on top of clothes, belly rubs, dancing in the litterbox, yelling for attention, walking on keyboards, taking over weak human lives, greeting people at the door
Pet-Peeves: Getting nails clipped, being interrogated by the police, being ignored, q-tips in the ears, not having ample food or water, not having clean litter, no one sharing food, getting lectures about how catnip can be a gateway drug
Favorite Toy: Little rolling balls, styling plush balls with feathers, miscellaneous important papers, anything that can be knocked off a counter or tabletop, Brent's hand, strings, plastic bags
Favorite Nap Spot: Beds or sofas. Ideally on top of laundry or piles of clothing.
Favorite Food: Isosceles enjoys vegetarian ham, almond milk, shredded squid and nearly any form of bread: pitas, tortillas, sub rolls, baguettes, pizza crust, cakes, etc. Oh, and moths.
Skills: Isosceles does fantastic impersonations of Spider Man and the Garfield window fixture. With a little help, Isosceles can do the cabbage patch and the butterfly. Apparently she is also known for illicit behavior as well.
Dwells:
indoors
Arrival Story: Isosceles and her brother, Rhombus, were originally kept by Jen Haines, Brent DeShazo's former girlfriend. Since Isosceles and Rhombus had a bit of a VC Andrews tryst, spawning a love child known as Dodecahedron, Isosceles was sent to live with Brent. When the flowers of the relationship faded between Brent and Jen, Isosceles stayed with Brent to leave her sordid past with her brother behind her. With the addition of a new housemate, Isosceles became as we know her today: sassy, fiesty, insistant, terribly spoiled, bratty, needy and fixed.
Bio: During a weekend in August, Isosceles felt the need to explore. Taking advantage of a door left open by some guy who needed a shower, she wandered the world to experience the sort of adventure and freedom many other cats experience on a day-to-day basis. Tales from those days in the outside world remain sketchy, but reoccurring themes include booze, carnies, Mexican wrestlers and a demolition derby. Apparently, some sources say that Isosceles is now wanted in 38 states for criminal activity, which explains her fear of venturing beyond the blue steps to her home. Isosceles made it a point to come back on Doreen's 22nd birthday, and has managed to keep her wanderlust in check.
Lives Remaining: 6 of 9
Forums Motto: My superpower is DANDER!!!
I've Been On Catster Since:
Doreen has made some cookies recently, and I've watched her this whole weekend scarf down the contents of two little plastic boxes of them without sharing ANY with me. She's so cruel, and she knows that my ear mites have returned in full force recently as well, and she still won't share. I've tried sitting on her lap while she eats them, hoping a good chunk will fall and I can at least have a meager morsel, but to no avail. Doreen's a tidy eater for the most part.
I'm currently in "stealth mode," as my red collar with the bell has been taken off. That collar is actually pretty beat-up, and I'm hoping that someone will buy me a new one so I won't look so shabby when I meet people at the door. I'd rather wear no collar than a beat-up collar.
I have a picture entered for submission on MyCatHatesYou.com. It's a photo of me with my toy bunny, Mr Bun-bun, contemplating thoughtfully. I thought it would be rather appropriate for the website.
Brent has taken to chasing me around with this power tool he bought. Honestly, sometimes he makes me want to just high-tail it out of here. It's ridiculous, because I've been especially nice to him. I don't know what his deal is. Luckily, Doreen sticks up for me. She's the only one who can bully Brent around.
I knocked over a tin of Pit'r Pat kitty breath fresheners the other day, and it fell in my water mug. The water had the unfortunate affect on the dry treats, causing them to expand and form this unappealing brown blob in my water. The folks have taken to hiding my treats now so I can't get to them. Alas.
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