April 4th 2014 4:23 am
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Dova, you may like to look at yourself on Mom's laptop screen, you may open and close windows, start programs and games, and do other things with Mom's laptop but I'm the one that knows how to get Mom's instant attention when she's on the laptop. I also am the only one who figured out how to get Russ's instant attention when he was playing XBox! It only takes one well-placed chomp!
Mom sometimes forgets to put the Bitter Apple on the cords and when I don't smell it there, I know I can get away with chomping on the cords and not having to taste that stuff. I only go for cords that I know will get most attention, such as those on the laptop, the trackball, the cellphone charger, and the XBox! Mom says its dangerous to chomp cords, that I might get an electric shock. I tell her I've been doing it ever since I can remember (when there isn't any Bitter Apple on the cords) and never got shocked yet. I'm smart enough that I've never tried to chew any of the really heavy duty cords like the TV cord or the surge protector cords. I leave those alone.
I can't help it, I'm a bit proud of myself that Destiny is a big dog and has powerful jaws and strong teeth, chews an extra large Galileo bone because regular Nylabones can't stand up to her chewing, and yet its ME who has chewed up the most stuff around the house. Its sort of like a David outdoes Goliath thing to me MOL.
And Mom, I'm not just writing this because I'm jealous of Carina's DDP. I'm writing this because Dova was boasting about his computer skills and I just had to put him in his place a little.
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