June 16th 2013 4:45 pm
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ok, i am totally out of breath and am almost too tired to write this entry! i just saved my mommy from the big steel thingy that she climbs into all the time! so this is what happened....
i was laying in the pasture taking a rest from hunting squirrels (which i hadn't caught.) and birds, when i saw the big steel thingy coming down the driveway. my mommy stuck her head out of it and waved to me. i was like "mommy! what in the world are you doing sticking your head out of the belly of the big steel thingy? first of all i think that's TOTALLY DISGUSTING, and SECOND OF ALL you are being INSANE!!!! how can you climb inside of that-" i stopped since she, of course, was a human and couldn't understand ANY of what i was saying, and she was already getting out of the thingy anyways. she picked me up and squeezed me, but i squirmed and cried "mommy! the steal thingy is stalking us! look it's just sitting there! RUN!!!!" i started to run as fast as i could towards the house but when i looked around my mommy was merrily walking behind me while the big steel contraption thingy was inching closer by the minute, squashing all sticks in its path. poor sticks! my mommy tried to pick me up again. "can't you see, this is urgent!" i meowed desperately. she put me down and i started running again, my mommy quickened her pace a little, but still didn't get the picture that there was a vicious steel thingy behind her, inching closer and closer.... we were almost to the house, but suddenly i saw a SQUIRREL in the woods! i paused and stared. "should i go after the squirrel?" i thought. "no! i have to lead my mommy to safety!" i started to run again and this time my mommy started to run too, thankfully! i ran as fast as i could to the house the steel thingy coming faster and faster! i ran and ran and ran until my mommy opened the door to the house and we were safe!
whew! i hope i don't have to do this very often! humans are exhausting! MOL!!!!
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