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The Life of an Out Numbered Male Cat

Barbie Loving Cats (poem)

Casey and Sammy loved chewing on my barbie dolls. I got the teeth marks on them to prove it. LOL

The bedroom door is open
The child knows not
What goes on in her room

A cat sneaks in
Searches out the box of Barbie's
When it finds it
The cat claws it open

He drags out each Barbie
One by one
And uses them
As a kitty chew toy

The girl comes back
And shoos the cat away
And salvages what is left
Of her Barbie's
From the Barbie loving cat

Aggrevaited with LeeLee

My cat sister LeeLee is driving me insane. Growl! She is all over me day and night. Only time I get peace is when my human lets me out on the closed in back porch. I am not interested in playing with a little 2 year old brat. Growl! Now I must go to my little hidey hole under my humans bed. Hopefully LeeLee will give an old cat man a rest.

Sammy the Kitty

Sammy is a trouble maker
He is so beautiful
He is a breathe taker

He likes to stick his
Claw in my butt
When I sit at my computer
And tells me a little story

He likes sleeping on my bed
Near my pillow
Where my head goes
I don't know why he does

Sammy doesn't like storms
He crawls under a bed
Sometimes to keep
Safe and warm

He even likes
To climb up screen doors
To get attention
When he wants it

Sammy the kitty
May be 11 years old
But I swear
He still acts like a kitten