Lines by Linus

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No News

October 13th 2011 8:39 am
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Reality is beginning to sink in for mom that this may not have a good outcome. I have now missed two meals and it's raining - really wet raining. I hate rain and would always be home in my snuggly space. She put me on Craigslist, facebook, and the email listserve at her work (a block away from our house). At lunch she will go out into the rain to put up posters (she has them in plastic). The animal shelter doesn't open until noon, but they don't really pick up kitties in our area and it is a long way away from here, so it isn't likely someone took me there. I am so sorry, mom, I'd get to you if I could.

 

Missin' dinner time

October 12th 2011 4:24 pm
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Ain't like me to miss dinner. Mom been callin' an' I ain't come home yet. Too early to send out alerts, but she is a bit worried. Sun's going down, so I thinks she's gonna go out and start callin' more serious like. Sometimes other peeplz makes fun of her for worryin' when one of us don't come home on time.

 

Missin' dinner time

October 12th 2011 3:38 pm
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Ain't like me to miss dinner. Mom been callin' an' I ain't come home yet. Too early to send out alerts, but she is a bit worried. Sun's going down, so I thinks she's gonna go out and start callin' more serious like. Sometimes other peeplz makes fun of her for worryin' when one of us don't come home on time.

 

Miranda's Present

October 4th 2011 10:16 am
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Very cool indeed. Look, a climbing tower with a little apartment built right in. Nice - I can sit in there and keep Miranda from gettin' into trouble. What? She wants to be in there. No, not really. When she gets big enough to come and take it.

 

Da Party Over?

September 20th 2011 1:38 pm
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Guess pirate doings is done for now. Gonna miss it - but the party is never REALLY over! Life is just one big roll in the grass. Pass that catnip an' let's rock on!

 

It's My Birthday!!!

September 15th 2011 8:52 am
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Yahoo!!! I am four years old. Definitely time to find me a good girl friend! Maybe take time out on my pirate duties and find a cute little wahine! Mom still gave me my special diet - even on my birthday! But I knows there is a special little gift hidin' behind the TV. Can't wait to see it!

 

Day a Reckonin'

September 7th 2011 12:30 pm
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So, mom left her computer in new yark where the river rises and the sun don't shine. Now it's rainin' here. Maybe she brought it with her. Sooos, yesterday that pesky chicken we all thought got sent to chicken jail showed up! Mom was just arrivin' home from work an' Lottie and my ma, Lucy, where hunkering down behind the bushes all a-scared like. Since they usually runs to greet her (cause they are kiss-ups) she was wonderin' waz this about? Just then, that big honkin' chicken comes flyin' and flappin' around the corner, feathers goin' every which way cause I'm on her tail! And feathers was all over the yard, the street and in my mouth! Once she made it across the street headin' to her own house, mom stopped me. She thought those chicken peeplz might have guns and we don' need any more shot cats! Anyway, I got the royal treatment for bustin' that chicken up.

 

Feistiness Score - 23

August 9th 2011 8:15 pm
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With Mom posting little cute baby pix, you'd think I'm a push over. Not hardly I do the pushin' over 'round there.

Charlie Chocolate Paws Scales of Feistiness

1. Do you make demands of your human? (If you answered Yes, give yourself 1 point.) Of course! Isn’t that why they are there? To serve me. 1

2. If you make demands by doing any of the following, give yourself 1 point for each:
Persistent meowing 1
Biting 1 well, Mom calls it nipping, but I do it all the time when I wanna eat.
Smacky Paws 1 esp on my fellow furry guys
Relentless staring 1 OO
Inappropriate behaviors (i.e., chewing on furniture, electrical cords, the oven) There is no such thing as inappropriate for I am the ruler of all – everything I do is perfect, even shredding the screen on the back door. 1

3. If you make demands by doing any of the following, subtract 1 point:
Headbonking Hey, it works! -1
Rubbing and purring on your human That works, too!! -1

4. If you let your humans rub your belly, subtract 2 points. Not if I can help it 0

5. If you let anyone kiss your belly, subtract 5 points. O gross, NO! 0

6. Are you Head of your Household (HOH)? (1 point if you consider yourself HOH) All bow before me. Head – I am Ruler of all. 1


7. If you have kitty (or other animal) siblings, do you:
(Give yourself 1 point for each Yes)
Eat their food? 1 (I used to! Mom stands guard now)
Demand that they groom you? Yeah – if they gots clean tongues 1
Chase them? O yeah! 1
Stare at them relentlessly? For hours! 1
Stalk them? O yeah, baby 1
Pounce on them? Yeah! That comes next after stalking ! 1
Make them meow? And that comes after the pounce! 1
Steal their (well, *your*) toys? They don’t own any toys. I am the ruler of all. 1
Make them growl? Yeah, then I smack ‘em 1
Make their ears go backwards? Especially Lottie 1
Pretend to be grooming (or staring at the wall, ceiling, etc.) while actually stalking them? Yes, I am the stelth of stalk. 1

8. Have you ever destroyed household items?
(1 point for each yes)
Furniture? Yeah, there was this couch …. 1
Clothing or shoes? …and those boots (yeah, they were ariats!) 1
Kitty Toys? Lots and lots of kitty toys 1

9. Please list any other crazy things you do that are ridiculously feisty (1 point per).
1 pt – eating cardinals
1 pt – I try to push mom outta the bed at night
1 pt – Ate a pumpkin pie on the counter (yeah, it was Thanksgiving and there were 12 guests)
Linus’ score - 23

Total Score (Place your score/name in your Diary Title):

My Score is 26 (times a million) of Feisty Points!

0-5 LAIDBACK LOVEBUG: You are a lovebug. You are sweet (and probably floofy) and you go with the flow. Nothing *really* bothers you and you like everybody. You don’t even mind having a feisty sibling! You are a laidback lovebug!

6-15 COOL CAT: You are one cool cat. Smooth with a touch of mischief. You’ve got a bit of feisty in you and a bit of lovebug. Balance is good; you know how to have a good time by chasing and pouncing AND you know how to have a good time by being a mellow kitty and just hanging out. You are a cool cat!

16+ CRAZY FEISTY: You are a nut. A cheeky little monkey! Crazy, feisty, the talk of the town! Chasing kitty sisters, demanding your human feed you NOW, eating your mom’s favorite pair of shoes, turning on the oven with your freakishly strong teeth just because you can! The world is your playground and you’ll try anything once (or twice). If your human can handle the shenanigans of a CRAZY FEISTY kitty cat, all is good! If your human cannot handle the shenanigans, wait until she leaves for work to get crazy and then blame it on your sistercat when your human comes home! You are crazy feisty (and a whole lot of mischievous fun!)!

Any kitty that wants to play is invited! Feel free to tag friends to find out just how feisty your friends are! I’m tagging:

 

Baby Pix - O Gosh, Mom!!!!

August 9th 2011 1:35 pm
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I think all this missin' of diaries made my mom go soft! She's uploading my BABY pictures! I know I've always ruled over the place, but really - BABY pictures? Blushin' under my fur! An' now all my furrry friends' mamas is saying "wasn't he the cutest little thing?" A cat can't get no respect!

 

Okay - Here We Go Again!

August 8th 2011 1:46 pm
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Talking about our new water fountain almost seems anti-climactic now! It was funny once that Miranda had everybody freaked out and scared of it!

 
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Fairy
Lottie Ua
Cellaigh
Kitten 1
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