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ZACHERY BYRNE'S CAT OF THE WEEK ROAST

March 31st 2013 6:22 am
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We’re here today to honor my very good friend Zachery Tristan, AKA Zachery Tristan Byrne, AKA Captain Dread Zaxery Drake, AKA Who’s Your Daddy, AKA … oh, never mind – you get the picture! We were truly pleased to see that Zach had made Cat of the Week this week…uh, weeks, maybe. Not too sure about the duration of Cat of the Week these days.

You all know Zach to be a handsome and debonair mancat, cool in the face of danger, irresistible to women (except me for some reason – never have figured that out, but we’re still friends), quick with the rapier wit - but perhaps you DON’T know the other side of Zach - the goofball that Zoe knows. My sister Sleeper was hoping to really tear into him – something about a hat…or a flower…or something. Sleeper is a little incoherent at the best of times – MOL!

Anyways, maybe it IS time we told a couple of the lesser known stories of Mr. Who’s Your Daddy. For instance, at least a few of you know about the magic flying carpet that we got from the Maharaj – the owner (if any cat can be said to have one) of Siddhartha, Sleeper’s long lost dad. It’s a long story – literally – in the Sleep’s diary archives. Well, see – Zach really got jazzed about it and wanted to borrow it (the rug) for awhile, and what could we say, being, like, we are best buds and all with his family, so of course, we said “Sure, anytime, dude!” And then, what did he do but take the thing flying over Area 51, and almost got shot down by the NSA! And the only reason he’s not still behind bars is ‘cause the Maharaj, who’s, like, the 2nd most powerful guy in all of India, with buckets of money, made a deal with our government and traded the magic artifact for Zach’s freedom. And I never even got to fly on it, bro. Huh.

And you know those rumors about how Zach was caught sleeping with the dog, and how he denies it and says the pic was bogus? Well, get this – it’s all true! And it’s not just the Diamond-dogguy – he consorts with all sorts of dogs and we’ve got the pic to prove it!
the real story!

[Sleeper, quit laughing!...snicker…]

Anyways, we love ya, dude! And a big conga-rats from all of us here in the frozen northlands! Hurrah!!!!

 
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

March 31st 2013 at 7:04 am

My gosh, airing all my dirty laundry aren't you. Remind me to return the favor one day.

I love you guys too and want to say thanks for the congrats.
Purred by: Griswold II DIT#57 (Catster Member)

March 31st 2013 at 7:07 am

Standing up for my big brother. Sleep, what is it the commercial says "everything on the internet is true" YA RIGHT! Sleep I don't thank Zach was really with all those dogs.
Purred by: Samhain (Catster Member)

March 31st 2013 at 7:42 am

Hey - no prob! Glad to be of assistance! (heeheehee)
Purred by: Sandi G

March 31st 2013 at 8:19 am

I got your back Zach!! Im good at giving dogs the smackey paw! Dogs fear me!!! Happy Easter everyfur! Love, Tate
Purred by: Bear DB #165a (Catster Member)

March 31st 2013 at 8:51 am

Don't you worry, Zach, your Man Cat buddies will defend you. Although I have to say it would be nice if you would share the ladies. I'm mean, how many girlfriends does one cat need?

Congrats on the DDP, Samhain!
Purred by: Monster (Catster Member)

March 31st 2013 at 8:53 am

Quite a vivid imagination, Samhain!
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

March 31st 2013 at 9:44 am

I was thanking...yes I know "that's a dangerous thing". But I have always excepted that you and I are buds and only buds. Maybe it's because Sleep has such a mad crush on me. I've never liked causing friction in homes.

And after all, it's cool having a bad a-- chick for a wingman.
Purred by: Samhain (Catster Member)

March 31st 2013 at 12:51 pm

Monster, whatever can you mean?
Purred by: Samhain (Catster Member)

March 31st 2013 at 12:54 pm

Yeah, Zachie - it's probably because of the Sleep - you're right. When I saw how smitten she was with you from the very beginning, it just made it impossible for me to do anything to ruin my relationship with her. Because, you know, if I was to turn on my charm, you couldn't resist me! MOL!
Purred by: Sleeper (Catster Member)

March 31st 2013 at 12:59 pm

Gris, I find it touching that you stick up for your big brother. And for that reason, I won't smacky-paw you for insinuating that my photo is a fake!
Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

March 31st 2013 at 5:28 pm

Congrats to Zach!
And to you too on this getting warmer Michigan Easter Day!
DDP CONGRATS!
We hope that all of your snow has vamoosed like ours has, and now the weed control gets started in earnest, at least that is what meowmy was grumbling about, MOL! We kitties just enjoy the sun puddles and relax!

Have a nice evening!
Purred by: Samhain (Catster Member)

March 31st 2013 at 5:42 pm

Still some snow here, but the warm-up is heavenly anyway! Happy Easter, folks!
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

March 31st 2013 at 7:00 pm

It was supposed to rain all day and guess what!!!??? It did till 10 am and then poof the rain clouds left. It was gorgeous! A thunderstorm did scoot in around 7ish tonight but that was nice too.

Oh and Mom says to WeBees Mom. Good Luck! We have the most obnoxious weed taking over our whole city. Nobody knows the name and nobody remembers seeing it a decade ago. It is horrible and everywhere! Mom pulls it up and sprays it and it's right back within weeks and slowly taking over. It's about three to four inches tall and has a purple top on it...lovely but deadly to your lawn.
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

March 31st 2013 at 7:13 pm

Oh and Bear, you have to get yourself out there little man. Your a fine looking chap, so flaunt! You can't be shy and want to be me....it's just not going to happen.

And I would gladly let you have a shot at one of my girls if she is the one you want. Look at Jez, I wanted her to have a real relationship with a mancat that understood what she's going through at her age and what did I do? Introduced her to your brother Jasper. See, being one of my lovelies actually gives the girls protection from the bad guys, it's kind of like them being a pink lady, they are of limits to the riff raff. I don't have a hundred percent possession of the ladies nor do I want to. I just love women and what makes them tick, I love their moods but deep down I want to see them happy and I know that their happiness with me is temporary. Odd to say but very true.

Wow, now that is a confession!!! Easter Confession= check the done box!
Purred by: Calísta (Catster Member)

March 31st 2013 at 8:47 pm

MOL! I always knew there was something he wasn't' telling me!

Concats on the DDP Ms Samhain!
Purred by: Samhain (Catster Member)

April 1st 2013 at 6:35 am

Whoa, bro! You did that one all on your own! What the hey - it's Spring, and we're all a little goofy with the warmer weather!!! Just don't go telling us any more of your darkest secrets - MOL!
Meanwhile, I think the Sleep is serious about this whole turning over a new leaf thingie - she's been very sweet today. It's scary...
Purred by: Bear DB #165a (Catster Member)

April 1st 2013 at 6:55 am

If there's one thing I'm not, it's shy, Zach! But I never poach a brother's ladies. It's part of the honor code.

But you can't dance with all of them at the same time, so you can expect me to cut in at the parties!
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

April 1st 2013 at 7:25 pm

Sammie, have you checked her forehead? Is she eating? Of course she is!

Bear, dance on~!

 

Samhain


 

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