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Meooowwww!!!

Let's see... so there I was laying in these people's yard and this human walks up with the cutesy grin and outstretched arms. I tried to play it cool by not making eye contact. However, next thing I knew, I was being carried off to another place. What the heck? I've been Catnapped! I loved laying in the front yard with 6-7 other cats and being unnaturally small and undernourished! But wait, what's this? Do I see an endless supply of food, and a bed, and love? Heck yeah buddy, I dove right into the dog food and pigged out. I didn't even care that it wasn't cat food. All I know, is that my belly was full for the first time in my little life!! This human is kinda cool! But then, I had to use my street smarts and show the much larger cat and dog that I wasn't afraid. I backed them into a corner with my hissing and growling. "Put 'em up, put 'em up. Whatcha got eh??" They got the hint. Especially that doofus dog. Apparently everybody marvelled at how small I was. I could fit in my human captor's hand, and was getting loved on and kissed and hugged. EWWW... but I'll endure it for the FOOD!

---2 weeks later---

So, I've decided that I'll adopt these people and the other animals. Rusty and I are brothers and take turns tormenting Henry, the Corgi (he has a dogster page... shameless plug). My mommy loves me to death and can't stop taking pictures! My human sister carries me everywhere. It's all good. Today though, I was introduced to the not so fun part of being in the family. I had to go to the doctor for a check up. I did fool everybody into thinking I was only 8wks old. I was so small that nobody even guessed that I was much older until the doctor checked my teeth. HA! Guess what, I'm 4 months old! Don't let the baby face fool ya! I weighed 2lbs as well. So uh... mom decided to fatten me up.

---3 months later---

I'm still a bit on the small side. I think I'm gonna just be a whole lotta cat in a little package. That's cool though, I can hide in places Rusty can't. HA!! I'm starting to think that my biological father was a dog. I love to sniff EVERYTHING, carry my ball around, get belly rubs, and try human food of various flavors (mint chocolate chip icecream.. just the mint part,mmmmm). Oh and mom keeps saying how cute it is that I'm bow-legged, whatever that means. I think I'm gonna like it here! Oh...time to go lay on mommy's lap for a nap!!!