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Time For A Dusty Giggle...Sort Of...

April 28th 2013 9:23 pm
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Well it is still yo-yo mode with the weather around here. Today again it was drizzly, and rainy.
The big orange cats in Detroit decided to deal with it, seemingly enjoying it tonight, as they didn't cancel or delay their game...maybe they have duck genes afterall...anyways, they were liking the wetness, and reveling in it because they won, Yeah!

When those trees decide to leaf out, meowmy is going to have issues...she is allergic to tree pollen, and those trees are ready to go poof all at once, OMC:( The rains will help wash away some of the pollen dust, though, so maybe we hadn't better complain too much...except that the long range forecast is calling for a good chance of more rain on unfurbro's graduation day...sigh...
Rain, rain...
We wish to complain...
Please go away...
We do need you sometimes...
But NOT that day!

Now about some other dust...
Here are some cute things that were said by little children, or kidlets as meowmy calls them...

BUTT DUST

What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it!
These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The sermon a Mom will never forget....This particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward Heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but Dust..." He would have continued but at that moment the very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to her and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice,

"Mom, what is butt dust?"



MOL, MOL!!
Hope you enjoyed your dusting of giggles...

 
 

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Purred by: Tiny Tot (Catster Member)

April 29th 2013 at 5:35 am

MOL but that is funny :) mom said thanks for the smiles
Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

April 29th 2013 at 5:37 am

Good pun, Tiny Tot! MOL!
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

April 29th 2013 at 5:56 am

MOL, funny!
Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

April 29th 2013 at 1:08 pm

Hi, Jez! We are still chuckling here, too.
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

April 29th 2013 at 4:01 pm

Those are hilarious!! We LOVED them!! Mom will actually use them in sermons she writes for the Seminary students to practice with. Thanks for sharing them! Luv, Tink and Snow
Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

April 29th 2013 at 4:33 pm

Oh,MY!! MOL!
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

April 30th 2013 at 3:32 am

Don't you just love what little kidlets say? Very cute. MOL. We have no butt dust here. We are clean kitties.
We hope it won't rain on your unfurbro on his graduation. But how would you like to have flurries instead? Our weather is going nuts. 82 today, Flurries possible Thursday :(
Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

April 30th 2013 at 3:48 am

Hi Timo, and Mietzi too of course...

Inn Dutch we call that kid-speak: 'Priet-praat'!
We were warm today too, and maybe we might be 80 tomorrow...but meowmy hasn't checked the long range forecast yet...she is scared to loose sleep over it...
Dog-guy is more concerned bout tomorrow as it is his geburtstag, MOL! He wants nice weather so he can have a good romp in the yard!

Purrs!
Purred by: Mietzi Katze♥ (Catster Member)

May 1st 2013 at 1:43 am

In Deutsch Children's Mouth: Kindermund.
I like Priet-praat. That sounds funny. Hey, we have Tulip Festival in Pella this weekend. It's Dutch. It's close to where we live. Come on out.
Are you invited to Dog Guy's birthday pawty tomorrow? We got up to 86 today, now a storm is coming. It'll cool down tonight.
Purred by: Timo Katze - DB #105 (Catster Member)

May 1st 2013 at 1:49 am

Mietzi! Dog Guy's birthday Pawty is today not tomorrow. You better hurry over there if you want to catabrate with him. I stay here and hold the Fort down.
Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

May 1st 2013 at 2:55 am

MOL, Timo & Mietzi!

We were about 75 today.
Well, those tulips are going to get mighty cold if what we hear about your weather is going to happen. Later in May, Holland, MI has a tulip festival, too...we've nevfur been...come to think of it, neither has meowmy! MOL!


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