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Just call me trouble

October 26th 2011 4:20 pm
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I am currently resting myself while mommy does our diaries so I can be the best possible pest and teaser I can be tonight. I am VERY good at it and since she's been feeling better I've been letting her know it. I LOVE to drive her cuckoo in any way shape or form that I can. I have been feeling like playing a lot so me and Lacey have been doing some funny stuff and she loves that. She laughs like crazy which is the main goal. But if I can possibly throw in my boyisms and make her go bananas so she pays FULL ATTENTION to me...then I've done my job. She opens the door to the hallway at night so we can have zoomies up and down the stairs. Although last night I tried to pound on grammy and grampy's door "let me in, let me in"! They're asleep so she tells me "SSSSHHHHH FINNEY SHAT UPPPP!!" How dare she shhhhsh me! I don't know why she cares, they're deaf most of the time. Although mom says it's something called "selective hearing".

Since I am a boy I like to do things in phases. For awhile I will tease the heck out of mom doing everything I know that irritates her and gets her out of bed to come after me. I'll keep doing this until she gets really FURRY FURRY mad and shuts us out of the living room. Then I know she's had it. Then after awhile she'll let us back in...I'll do something bad again and we repeat! Then after about the 3rd time, I think to myself "hhhmmm, Finney, I think that's enough now. Better try the other approach".

So I get on the bed with her, I rubs my big head and nosey all over her hands and face and I give her a sandpaper facial, some toesy kisses and cuddle up next to her. MR. LOVEY DOVEY NICE GUY like nothing ever happened. YUP! I am an expert at this and I got mom in my MOOOBY pocket. Thanks Inky, now I can't stop talking about it! MOL.

Anyone who wants lessons on how to be a giant pest and still be treated like a king, see me at www.drivemomnuts.com.

 
Purred by: Panda (Catster Member)

October 26th 2011 at 4:43 pm

MOL!!! You've been taking Kringle Lessons!!!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

October 26th 2011 at 4:55 pm

HUH? MOL. I don't know if that's a compliment or not Panda but I will sure take it as one. Like Mohamed Ali once said "I AAAMMMMM the greatest". Of course I mean the greatest pest there is, MOL. Maybe not though, I think there are some other kitties here that could rival me.
Purred by: Midge (Catster Member)

October 26th 2011 at 5:24 pm

I can rival you Finney! :) I constantly, I mean constantly meow and pester my parents for affection and attention. I am a love hog! The only time I'm quiet is when I am sleeping! MOL

I also try to get into the bedroom (where we are not allowed because some kitties have pee issues.) I dart in between my mom and dad's legs whenever they open the door, and they have to remove me from the bedroom all the time.

Love Midge (Tigger's Sisfur)
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

October 26th 2011 at 5:25 pm

If I'm hungry, I can pester the newmie's out of you!

Finn, that is why you are D.B.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

October 26th 2011 at 5:26 pm

Well NO wonder Midge! We never hear from you here on Catster. Maybe if they let you talk more you wouldn't be bugging you all the time! MOL.

That would be a neat trick Zach, very neat indeed. That would definitely make Newmie's poopology II.
Purred by: Midge (Catster Member)

October 26th 2011 at 6:11 pm

All I know Finney, is that I love to talk talk talk! And, I want to be near my hoomans as much as possible! :) Tigger doesn't like me much because I like to chase him and start trouble. What does he expect, I'm only three and a half years old, and he's an old furt! MOL

Love,
Mid
Purred by: Snow the Kitten - DIT#30 (Catster Member)

October 26th 2011 at 6:59 pm

I'd like some lessons, please, Mr. Finney!!! Luv, Snow
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

October 26th 2011 at 7:02 pm

Well this is furry strange cause this is the first time I've HEARD you talk, or is that read you talk, MOL. Well you are me and Lacey's age so where have you been girl!!?

Okay Snow! You got it, for you it's free! well, it's free for all my friends here so that pretty much means everyone, MOL.

Snow what does your mommy think is the cutest thing you do? Bare with me.
Purred by: Snow the Kitten - DIT#30 (Catster Member)

October 26th 2011 at 7:06 pm

She loves it that whenever I see her My tail goes straight up and curls at the end because I'm so happy to see her!!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

October 26th 2011 at 7:10 pm

Okay for this one, I'm gonna let Lacey take over cause that's HER specialty!
Purred by: Lacey (Catster Member)

October 26th 2011 at 7:12 pm

Okay little Snow!!! This is what I do too. And for the mostest part, mommy LOVES that I do that. Cept I try to trip her all the time. I wrap myself around her legs and she can't walk. She can't go to the human potty without me, she can't sit on the couch without me, if she takes a shower I WHINE the whole time outside the door! She says "jeez Lacey, you want a little cheese with that whine?" I don't know why she keeps asking me if I want cheese, do I look like a mouse to you?
Purred by: Midge (Catster Member)

October 26th 2011 at 7:20 pm

Oh, I get to talk on Catster now and again. Mostly Tigger gets to meow 'cause he's the oldest (and Mom has trouble typing for all of us on Catster, keeping five cats straightened out.) MOL
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

October 26th 2011 at 7:24 pm

Did somebody mention Cheese?

Midge your cute! You should show your face more often. Did you know my beloved brother Tux was Tig's doggie best friend? I guess that makes us automatic friends.
Purred by: Midge (Catster Member)

October 26th 2011 at 7:27 pm

Hi Zach, Tigger thinks so highly of Tux and your family. Yes, we are automatic friends! :D
Purred by: Snow the Kitten - DIT#30 (Catster Member)

October 26th 2011 at 7:28 pm

Well, good, I'm already on my way because I rub thru her legs & get tangled up in them. I sit on the side of the tub when she's taking a bath, and I'm always trying to get closer to her when she's in bed.
This morning she was in the tub & when she got out I was trying to GIT the water ripples and I fell in!!! Yikes!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

October 26th 2011 at 7:29 pm

Okay Zach! Go flirt with Tink or somebody! MOL. Leave one of the girls for me once in awhile will ya? MOL! She is cute though isn't she?
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

October 26th 2011 at 7:31 pm

That she is!

I almost flirted with your sis angel today. But I didn't.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

October 26th 2011 at 7:36 pm

HAHAHA! I saw that! You know what? Nobody EVER flirts with Alex and since she's been here on Catster she's really opened up. I think she'd be flattered and love it actually. she feels like cause she's not corporeal she doesn't matter.

Snow! Yikes indeed! You know what? Last week when mom was trying to take a hot bath to help with her sore back, me and Lacey were sitting around the side of the tub (not on the top on the floor) and we kept looking in and didn't know what was going on! She never takes a bath usually so we were so intrigued. She was laughing so hard cause every time she took her finger and rippled the water, we went bananas and our eyes got big and our ears perked up. She said she wished she had her camera at that moment.
Purred by: Zachery Tristan (Catster Member)

October 26th 2011 at 7:40 pm

I know this sounds messed up but I don't flirt with her cause I respect her so much. She's a great kitty angel!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

October 26th 2011 at 7:50 pm

Awww Zach, that's not messed up. That's pawsome. Course your flirting is a little more on the "devilish" side anyways, MOL!
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

October 26th 2011 at 8:22 pm

Pawppy didn't get to read the Sunday paper until last night...MOL! We (mostly me...) just kept jumping on and into it...MOL!
Try that one Snow!
Or getting between the keyboard and the monitor, so the pawrents can't ell what they are doing...hey is that how those silly gibberish comments got on our pics?? OK, I will stop while I am ahead...

Purrs!
Purred by: Misha (In Loving Memory) (Catster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 1:38 am

Geeze, now I know what Mom's missing. She has only girl cats now. Nobody to have to chase after the lights go out! Good work, Finney! MOL!
Purred by: Bibi (Catster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 8:22 am

Hi Finney-
Maybe because I'm a girl cat I do the wake up stuff in the morning. But I agree its a cat's job to be a pestaroonie!
Purrs,
Bibi
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 8:25 am

MOL, yes boy cats are quite the adventure but I have to say that Lacey is her own pesterama as well. She's good at it in a whole different way.
Purred by: Monster (Catster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 8:33 am

I pester mom by insisting on standing in her lap and drooling while she's trying to work on the computer. She throws me on the floor about 100 times before I finally get the hint and flop down and go to sleep.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 9:31 am

Yup, that's Lacey!! Gee I'm the one who wrote this diary but so far it's Lacey that does all the pestering. MOL.

I try to tear all the curtains down and because I'm a big boy, it's a problem. There was a kitty on here about 5 months ago that died very quickly because he jumped on the curtains and the rod came down on his head and killed him. His mom was so badly distraught she blamed herself and then never came back here. I don't even know if his account is still active.

Anyways, my mom never forgot that. She went around and bolted all the curtain rods to the walls but still freaks out when I do that. Trouble is, we have VERY VERY old and drafty windows. So mom needs to put long thick curtains up to keep out the freezing cold. I don't cooperate with that well. MOL.
Purred by: Princess Tu Two (Catster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 4:40 pm

MOL you know what I do to Mom and Dad...I jump on their backs do paws and ride around the house...I like it best when I take them by surprise....Mom doesn't like it as much as Dad! I have made Mom say words I can't repeat cause I have scratched her back...I also climb up her legs when she is busy cleaning our boxes and sweeping...I just want to help and see what she is doing....

Does anyone want lessons on jumping our pawrents backs....it is fun to take them by surprise!!!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 5:06 pm

My goodness Tu Two! You're a little stinker! I think I love you! MOL
Purred by: (my precious angel) Samsara (Catster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 10:20 pm

Dang! What are the chances of getting bopped with a curtain rod? Even Misha didn't climb the drapes, Finney! He jumped on the pleated shade of the swag lamp and swung from it 4 feet up in the air, but that's different. He would have made the hook (and butterfly screw) and the plaster fall from the ceiling if he tore it down. Mom got to him before that happened.

But you know what I'm doing now? I sit on the bathroom sink and make such a fuss Mom thinks I want to be carried. The second I'm in her arms I escape onto her shoulder and then onto her back!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

October 27th 2011 at 10:51 pm

Wait until mom writes a new diary! I've been a horrid beast tonight, that's what she called me!
Purred by: Hannah E

October 27th 2011 at 11:27 pm

i pester mom all time i follow her around from room to room, i sleep with her, i wake her up while shes sleeping to be petted and if she ingores me i keep headbutting her and purring till she pets me or holds me. i also hate when she is a room and shuts the door i sit at the door and cry. im stuck mom like glue.
Purred by: Misha (In Loving Memory) (Catster Member)

October 28th 2011 at 12:23 am

Way to go, Finney! We guys have our reputation at stake! MOL! P.S. My Mom just sent your Mom an e-mail telling her what my middle name was. Sorry effurybody, by Catster rules I can't repeat it here!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

October 28th 2011 at 6:59 am

HAHAHAHA, I saw that Misha! Yup, mom laughed and that word has been used here too.

 

Finnegan (Finney)


 

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