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Midnight Zoomies and giant poopies

June 2nd 2011 10:10 pm
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OMC! For a few weeks now we have not been ourselves. All this sudden heat really got us feeling yuckery. First we weren't eating all that well, then when we finally started to eat, we both had a little bit of backed up sewer pipes, if ya know what I mean. So mom was giving us both Miralax the last couple of days.

Yesterday was 92 and HUMID as all get out! Stormy and crazy! Today was 60 degrees and windy like crazy all day, in fact it's STILL windy at 1 am! 30mph actually. Mom opened the windows for a bit at around midnight and like a couple of werewolves, we went completely bananas like we haven't played in months!

We had a serious, serious, SERIOUS case of the zoomies. So much so, we almost broke a few lamps, MOL. Not kidding. We went zooming all over the house and both of us went flying onto the coffee tables, ricocheted off the chair back onto the coffee table, plowing behind the couch, into the kitchen, bounced off the window sill, into our room, jumping on and off our towers, into the baffroom, into the tub and back out again. We even ran right over mom on the couch! PHEW! I needed a rest for a minute.

So I did the only thing I could do after feeling so great! I pooped a couple of GIANT logs! Mom was like "WOW Finney, I guess I don't have to worry. No wonder you feel so good all of a sudden!" MOL. I was sure to leave my Ode De Finney smell with my midnight prezzie too. That's when mom said "yuck! Gotta open a few more windows stinky boy!" What'd ya expect, roses?

Now I'm so tired I'm laying spread out on the other side of the room dictating. OH! grammy almost set the house on fire today. No joke. Here we are worrying about an arsonist on the loose and our own grammy starts a small grease fire. She didn't even tell mom all day. Her and grampy were so nonchalant about it, like "oh we put it out, no big deal". Mom just shook her head and said they were causing her to go gray.

It's supposed to be nice weather all weekend and next week! 70-75 and dry! Whoo hoo! Hopefully we'll have many more zoomfests. Oh boy! I feel the urge to zoom again! Here I go, gotta go now!!!

Purred by: Kristina R

June 2nd 2011 at 10:49 pm

Glad yous two are feeling betters & that yous got that BIG poopie out!! My sisfurs Oreo & Willow have a case of the zoomies atleast twice a day sometimes theys involve me in it, hehe!! Keep up those zoomie sessions cuz it lets your Mom knows yous feeling furrrtastic!!

Purred by: (My Angel) Colette (Catster Member)

June 2nd 2011 at 11:19 pm

MOL! MOL! Sounds like you've got the giant poopies like I do. It only cooled down a bit here tonight. Wish I would get my zoomies back too. Sorry to hear about the extra fireworks!
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2011 at 12:55 am

Cooler weather always give me zoomies too!
Purred by: Alex R

June 3rd 2011 at 5:04 am

Great! Lighten the load - always makes US feel better! ;) And the weather here was just about purrfect yesterday, with a nice cool night last night. Yea!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2011 at 5:56 am

Mommy had to pull out the extra blanket last night but she said no way was she turning on the heat! She said she'd rather pile on the blankies. She cleaned all the floors yesterday and even though she vacuums every other day, the mop was covered in pollen! Gross! No wonder we've all been sick!
Purred by: Henry (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2011 at 7:30 am

Happy you're better. I horked out a HUGE hairball. Now I's feel GREAT! I zoomed around my meowmy last night too. *Giggles* Aslo the heat is back up here in TX 100 Degrees now!
King Henry
Purred by: Callie (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2011 at 10:50 am

Glad to hear you're feeling better!
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2011 at 11:03 am

Ahh, the world is RIGHT again!!! Luv, Tink
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2011 at 11:35 am

The minute I saw the word horked I knew it was you Henry! MOL! You hork up too many of those things. We're starting to get concerned about you buddy.
Purred by: Karen C

June 3rd 2011 at 11:59 am

I always go "zooming" AFTER I let a big "poopie" out! But each to their own! Thanks for sharing! MOL!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2011 at 12:02 pm

yeah but I was constipated Sterling! That's why it's a big deal dood!
Purred by: Karen C

June 3rd 2011 at 12:19 pm

Sorry Finney, I wasn't making fun of you, I am just glad you went! Constipation is terrible!
Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2011 at 12:32 pm

Great day yous both feelin betters and hopefully no more storms!!!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2011 at 12:43 pm

I just pawmailed you Sterling, you didn't offend me at all. It comes across weird when you can't see a kitties face huh! Nope, what I meant was it wasn't your TYPICAL poop and zoom event, it was special cause I needed a giant poop and I got one, MOL.
Purred by: Karen C

June 3rd 2011 at 12:59 pm

Got it dude! Thanks for letting me know, I would never make light of a friend's problem.
Purred by: Kitty Pryde (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2011 at 2:39 pm

MOL!I been getting tha zoomies too and I got a big ol'boo-boo on my face 'cause of it. I have gotten worse scratchies from my brofur(once we got stuck in tha bathroom when Mommy wasn't home and I got a big one on my nose!) but this one is a mystery! No big poopies tho...but a stinker one fur sure MOL! Glad you gots it all out!
Purred by: ♔Gordy♔ DB#20 (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2011 at 2:42 pm

Oh Yes I know what its like to get the zoomies. We have had cooler weather and now today it is 86 and humid. Glad you got to go to the bathroom too.
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2011 at 3:09 pm

Well it's been pretty cool here and we're not complaining but it is super windy and oh my cat there is so much pollen everywhere that the wind is blowing it all over the place. Now everyone is sneezing their floofy pants off!
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2011 at 3:11 pm

Awww Kitty Pryde! That Indy sure did give you some ouwies!

Stinker poopies are synominus with big poopies. MOL
Purred by: Zoe Kona Sunshine DG#2 (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2011 at 6:47 pm

Bebe' calm down!
Purred by: Newman (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2011 at 7:02 pm

Giant logs? Can you save them for winter and throw one on the fire?
Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2011 at 7:24 pm

MOL I don't know but mom says they would stink up a whole city if I did that. I think we should try it. I don't have a problem with that! MOL
Purred by: Mr D - D'boat #19 (Catster Member)

June 4th 2011 at 1:59 am

We can send some cold winter weather over to you if you like it's about 18 deg C.
Purred by: The Clinic Cat(s) (Catster Member)

June 4th 2011 at 2:37 am

We love the zoomies, Running all around the clinic!! But it sounds like you had a lot of fun! Glad your feeling better now.

Hey Mr D. It is about the same temperature here. Well right now it is 12C (54f) but its night so I suppose it doesn't count... It's supposed to be sunny and 20C (68f) tomorrow. Yay for sun, it doesn't come around here enough!
Purred by: MILO BLUE EYES DB#73 (Catster Member)

June 4th 2011 at 6:37 pm

FINN!! So glad u got dem ZOOMIES back!! Dat's good, coz Movement's of da bodies causes movements of ur bowels! Which means FINN had BIGGIE POOPIES DAT SMELL BAD! YAY!!
Ya know dood, da summer heat can really make us sick! I know's 'n had many opportunities to go outside 'n I come right on back inside whare I know's dat A/C is COOL!! Our temps haz been so hot so I jus' be loungin' in my kewl chair in da bedroom all sprawled out! I don't move mush 'cept in da wee hour mornin'z 'n den I bring da house down!! YAY I must be part werecat too!! MOL! So glad ur doin' better, pal!!

Hugs 'n nudges,

Pee Ess, might wanna keep a close i out on Grammy too, ok? I want u guys to stay safe!!!
Purred by: Cheveyo (Catster Member)

June 7th 2011 at 12:56 am

When I get da zoomies I falls on my noses. Little feets can't go so fast, 'specially wifout socks. I am glad yew are feelin' better Finneys. Poopies... hehe! You said poopies!

Purred by: Finnegan (Finney) (Catster Member)

June 7th 2011 at 7:17 am

MOL, you'll get the hang of it little guy. You'll do fine without your socks. You'll see.


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