August 22nd 2010 7:58 pm
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Maaaannnnn! Momma was mad at me this morning! I pooped in the bathtub last night. She says it's not pleasant to wake up to my exceptionally stinky poo smelling all over the house. I haven't done that in a long time and she JUST finished telling someone on Catster I didn't do that anymore, heh heh heh.
In my defense momma has been spending way too much time on this stupid compuper! We know she's helping other kitties but come onnnnn! Play with us darn it! So I got her attention now, didn't I! She says a little kissin' and nuzzling would have done the same thing. Well, I'm a guy and I am a fickle one at that so this is what I chose to do instead.
She says she's going to close that door at night now. She says if she catches me pooping in the kitchen sink I'm grounded! How's she going to do that! I stay inside now anyways? Well, momma is a big mushball and forgives everything we do. Doesn't she?
I did an inappropriate poop this weekend, too! And this was just after Mommy jinxed it by telling the v-e-t a week ago that I haven't had any tummy or poop problems in forever! MOL!
You pooped in the bathtub! Good one, Finney - (hee hee)! I don't think I've ever used the bathtub as a litter box! Well, maybe you were just trying to get your momma's attention! Sometimes I will poop (but not pee) outside the litterbox if it's not purrfectly cleaned out! Our pawrents are very furgiving!