May 14th 2013 5:21 pm
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Mama calls the new campsterer trailer the "glamper," and she sez we are gonna go glampin. I sure hope glampin is fun...
Sunday Gunnie and I spent bout one million hours in the new glamper. Mama sez it was only 5, but I do not believe it. Gettin there was terbl. Mama took Gunnie, but I did not know where they were goin, so I ran and hided underneath the bed so mama could not find me. I did not know she seed me goin under the bed.
When mama comed back, she used a yarderstick to make me come out. I runned real fast behind the loveseat. Mama used the yarderstick to make me go out, so I runned up the hall. Oh, NO!!! The beddyroom door was up tight, so I turned and runned real fast past mama to the dinin room. I was gettin pretty tired, so finally mama reached underneath the dinin room table and catched me. I was kinda relieved when we onliest went to the glamper.
We had snacks and tried the air condishunner, and mama bringed some toys and even some fresh nip. The new ottermun is cool; even daddy likes it. It is square, and it has what mama called a hinged top. Inside mama is gonna keep our toys and our kitty chow so we can have snacks on the road when the glamper slidey things are not out.
Gunnie and I played and napped, and after mama put some new peacock feathers in the table rangement, Gunnie and I sneaked up to check it out. Guess what? The vase with the rangement falled over waaaaaaay too easy. Mama and daddy were onliest goned a few minutes, and when they comed back inside daddy said "it's down." Course it was down. What did they expect? Mama should either pick a fatterest vase or maybee use some stuff to make it stick to the tabl if she does not want it to fall over.
Daddy went to his nuther house, so now we are helpin mama and watchin grampster put in a new gate in the back yard. Mama is gettin a new ridey lawnmower in just a few days.
Guns thinks he is gonna drive it, and he wants me to come too, but I do not think I trust his drivin. He would probly just crash the lawnmower into somethin big and break it. Ummmmm...does anybuddy have a helmet I can borrow?
I don't blame you for hiding. Being brought outside usually means the V-E-T. Glad it just meant the glamper for you.
Tell your Mom that peacock feathers are for playing, not decoration. I also don't think that Guns should drive the new lawnmower. Maybe your Mom can get a cart for it and pull you around.
I'd go after those feathers too!