June 30th 2010 4:53 pm
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It all happened on the same day. Well, first of all let me explain that I stretch and scratch almost every time I get up. It feels good and it's just what I do. I like my sissal scratcher the best but momcat says the problem started when they got the new couch from grandma's house. See, the couch is textured so it feels like a big, giant sissal scratcher to me. So that's what I do.
Well dadcat came home and unbeknownst to me, put stuff on the couch. I had no idea what he was doing because it was see-through. When dadcat was done, I went to my spot on the couch and scratched. But it was pawful, my paws stuck to the couch! I was so scared I did a tapdance all over the couch - something had my paws!! It was so hard to pick them up that I ran away once I could. It was pawful... so pawful...
Then I was on the laptop with mama like always. She was typing too much and I bit her. She scruffed my neck and slowly let go of it until I stopped. I didn't quite know what she was doing but she told dadcat she got some advice at work and that I "was like a spoiled child, but not happy." (anyfur know what that is?) So she said she's conditioning me to not lash out anymore and so dadcat's not allowed to make me mad on purpose anymore. So now I have all these pawful rules to follow and I don't want to! If you have any advice let me know.
And this might be old news but have you noticed we can now set the community page as our homepage? Thanks HQ!
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Dang, that stinks, Sparky! You might have to find a new Mom and Dad cause they are being so mean to you! I say find that rule book and throw it in the garbage! If that doesn't work, then you can either have them get a dog, and blame everything on the dog, or get a kitten and blame everything on the kitten!
We have rules too. Some of uslisten and some of us don't. We even have a jail. What do you think of that!
Have a great day.
Love, Kibbles, Francis, & Yoda
Way to go on being a diary pick today, Sparky! I guess the Diary Gal doesn't like rules either, but she likes your diary!
Eeesh - did yew get your Daddy to take that icky shtuff off the couch yet? It shounds horrible and I hopes we shnever hash it in our house - what hash gotten into your pawrents? I think they needs training!