April 16th 2005 3:30 pm
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Well, I do apologise for not updating my diary sooner. However, I have been a very busy young man.
As I wrote my last entry I was suffering from a terrible cold.I couldn't stop sneezing. At first no-one was worrying because Mummy and The Teenager found it incredibly cute that i covered my nose with my paw when i sneezed...erm what was I supposed to do?Weirdos.Anyway eventually they realised i was getting sick because i didn't feel up to getting up for my morning jog anymore. The Annoying One a.k.a the other cat that lives with us also caught the cold but she wouldn't stop coughing when i was trying to sleep!Grrr!
Well one morning i was put into a big box and off i went. For a while i thought that maybe I was being taken back to where i came from. But The Annoying One was put in the car too and she told me that it was all going to be okay because she was there too and they'd never get rid of her...re-assuring right?
To cut a long story short I went to the doctor and he put us both on some horrible pink medicine.But i took it like a man.
So after about a week I recovered fully.Next thing i know I'm back in that box and on my way to the docs again! I think all kittens should look away before I tell the rest of this story....
Man i was going for the rugged look and all the felines loved me!I had big huge long tufts sticking out my fur which were blocking me from washing certain parts...man they were great!First,they sedated me.Next,they....they...they shaved me!!
I am BALD!!!Well near my butt!
But one good thing has come out of it...ever since,I've become really close to both Mummy and The Teenager.I guess these trips to the docs really opened my eyes and made me realise that they care about me so now i always sit up on their laps just like The Annoying One does!
And i guess its good that i dont smell anymore.The Annoying One says I'm gay and the ladies think I'm too metro now but well I can't really do much with them anyway so I don't really care.
Life is good.I fell off a window and a plant pot fell on me last night but I'm okay.Just a brusied ego!
And a big shout out to new friends I made today-Louis and his family!Yo yo!
January 23rd 2005 6:44 am
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Oh what a tedious day *sigh*. I woke up this morning and the sun was blazing in through the window and there was not one person awake to let me out to sunbathe.
Eventually i got fed and let out to roam. Woo hoo! I chased the Black Cat and a couple of mag-pies. But unfortunetly whenever i got close to a bird my mum started panicing "Iggy no dont do it!"...ruddy facist!A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.
Fast forward to an hour later when the lazy Teenager gets up.I'm minding my own business sat looking out the window.She comes over all coochy cooing so i play along and purr a little but to honest i was sooo faking it.Then she says "Hey want some fresh air hun?" and opens the ruddy window!!If i wanted fresh air i would have been outside Teen!Then she changed her mind and went to close it so i snapped at her meaning"Better not let this happen again.".Sadly,she misinterpreted it as me wanting it open.My morning was ruined.
Later in the afternoon i decided to make peace with the Teenager over the kerfuffle earlier.I jumped up and sat on her desk miaowing....she put me down on the floor!HUFF!Well i jumped back up and miaowed more.She threw me off again "Iggy,i'm busy with math."
Huh?I was only trying to tell her that PIE= 3.14 not 3.12. *rolls eyes*
I dont know how i put up with this house.I'm off for a kip.
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