August 19th 2012 7:21 pm
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The nuther day mama was workin and workin in the house. I wanted ta help, so I went into the bathyroom to see what she was doin. When I was a kitten, I kept gettin into the cupboard by the window seat, so mama asked daddy to put magnetic thingies on so I could not open the door and get into stuff. Daddy put the thingies on, and they are kinda hard to open. I decided to jump up on the window seat and help mama at the very samest second that the door catch let loose.
WHAM! Somethin smacked me in the side, and I turned around while I was still in the air, jumped down, and runned away. I thought mama hit me real hard. Meanwhile mama was so skared I was hurt, she comed runnin after me. I looked back and saw her chaserin me and runned even faster. Finally I crawled under my otter-mun and laid down. Mama came and got down on the floor and talked real soft to me and told me she was sorry. Then she gently pulled me out from underneath the otter-mun. She started goin all over my body with her hands trying to see if I was hurt. Bout then I realized it musta beened an accerdent cuz mama would never hit me, nope, not never for any reason. Mama started with my face, then my neck, front leggies, back, ribs, hinder leggies, and then my tail. I didn't cry or flinch, so she was hopin I was OK. The whole day she kept comin and findin me and makin sure I was OK and not hurtened.
Mama was upset with me cuz she sez I am always underfoot and someday I'm gonna get hurt. I like to sneak up behind her so when she takes a step backward she has to do a dance to keep from steppin on me. Sometimes I lay down in the hall when it is dark in the house, and then she almost steps on me. Nuther times I run right in front of her when she is carrying somethin. Even though mama tells me I am gonna get hurt, I never beleeve her cuz I just don't think it will ever happen.
Then the door thing happened, and mama was happy I didn't get hurt, but she thought maybee it would teach me a lesson. Nope, no way, not even. I am still right there stickin my nosey little nose where it does not belong and gettin underfoot all the time.
Today we are gettin ready to go on vacashun, and guess what? My punkin is already in the freezer in the campsterer. I think I am good to go!
I always insist on being underfoot too, no matter how much people try to warn me away.
So glad U not hurted, Gunn~! Not shur why our hoomans always gotta make stuff's difficult fur us~!! Ha, I do alla dat too, get unner foots 'n iz cause we love to be whar our mom's are alwayz~! Concats on Ur Diary Pick today, dood~! U 'n I bof made da grade~! Hope Ur day iz super pawsome~!!
Bonkz 'n purrz,
SAM 'n MILO, MALLEE 'n boys
I have been nappin on the rug in mom's room, and it is a dark forest green. I blend right into it, so mom cannot always see me either!
CONGRATULATIONS!! Way to go being DDP Today Gunnar!! We are happy that you were not hurt. It's the same way here with several of us. We like to be right behind Mom when she is busy in the kitchen (some have lost fur from their tails this way), black cats in the dark hallway can be fun too and like you, if we get ourselves into mischief and get hurt we think Mom did something and will run from her, usually out the cat window! MOL Have a Great Day and Enjoy!!
The Bush Furs
Congrats on your DDP! Glad that you were not hurt.
Hope your having fun on your vacation.
Cheers & Love
Lil' Muppet & Family