Paper on a roll, oh how I love to shred it!

I don't understand why my mommy was so mad yesterday. She told me I was a bad boy. I was just trying to protect her from that evil paper on a roll.
I thought she would be happy that I shreded all 12 rolls of that Bounty stuff, and that 24 pack of the smaller stuff! Daddy said it looked like it had snowed in the kitchen, the living room, and the hallway! It was kinda fun to run and slide through it all! Sarge and I had so much fun!! I guess mommy just doesn't know that the paper on a roll is evil and must be destroyed!
Oh well guess I will take a nap now and rest up for the next round of shredding!