July 23rd 2010 8:43 pm
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Good mews, good mews, GOOD MEWS! I can't wait to tell you that... WHAT?! Luna already told you? Unfair.... she always gets to write her entries first. Infact, I think I'll complain.
I haven't been on Catster for ages, and I've been missing it A LOT! So here we are, both of us, Luna and I, back to Catster!!!
April 8th 2010 3:47 am
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HEHEHEHEHEHEHETATATATATATAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! SHE HAS A WEAKNESS!
Now just to find 100 baby chickens, stuff them in her face and VOILA! she loves me again... well not again, she never really loved me but she'll love me!
LOVEMELOVEMELOVEMELOVEMELOVEME!!!!!
"Course I know what it feels like to be loved, to be in the spotlight... who am I kidding? I'm loved by my Mummy and Brother and Sissy and the Tall One but I want LUNA to love me so I don't get so many beatings, BANG BAM BASH!
But I've taken a stand, I'm not letting Luna beat me at all... at least not as much.
Ohh, when I become a big kitty.
BING BANG BASH KAPOOW!
And Luna will go flying... but when she comes back to EArth, bruised from my sinister revenge, I'll snuggle her up in bed, tuck her in like when Sissy is sick, and bring her warm fish soup with extra eyes and some catnip. She'll love me more than ever then.
LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOV ELOVELOVELOVELOVE!!!! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEM E!!!
Now... she better get ready for my evil plot to make her love me!
Booster.
P.S Mummy always says that if a TomCat hits you it means he likes you, maybe Luna likes me!
March 13th 2010 3:03 pm
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Luna, but Mummy said..... I'm telling. Stop it, my ears. Mummy, she's chewing my ears again, tell her to stop. Luna let's go, good..... now back to my story telling, I believe she has already written hers, as per usual.
So to go to the start of the story we have to go back two days, when Sissy first came to Mummy's for the weekend (long weekend, really. A whole 4 days!).
Sissy was getting into bed, comfy with her book, and I felt quite uncomfortable, not having spent much time with her and all. The Pigs from New Guinea hadn't come with her to Mummy's so she was quite lonely, not having anyone to cuddle up with. So I decided that she needed some cuddling from something furry and fuzzy and well, me-like. So I bounded into her room and onto her bed. It was a school night, though, so I had to cheer her up fast before Mummy came to take me away. So, after a long wait, I found my purr. And have you ever heard the story of the Engine that Could? Well I'm that engine and I COULD!
Mummy of course worked it out, and she picked me up and took me out. But my dear friends, I would not go down without a fight, so I fought. First Mummy just took me out and put me in the dining room, it was past our curfew so we couldn't go out and play, and she went to the Living Room, where the Tall One was, and they talked, and watched that big talking thing, and everything humans do, and I sneaked out of the dining room and into Sissy's room. This time Sissy knew she would get in trouble for me being there, so she called for Mummy, and when Mummy came I was taken out again. And that went for a while before Mummy used some common-sense and she took me out, closed the door (something she should have done a while ago, would have saved us both some time) and put me, PLONK, in the middle of her big bed. Ok, so any cat with common sense would choose to curl in a ball and go to sleep right there and then, but this cat, as I said, doesn't give up.
But the door was closed, what was I supposed to do? Open it? That's a stupid idea, only cats with a high Meow-Q can open doors.... and mine, well, let's not get into that. SO I lay myself down, in a straight line, and lay right in the doorway, no one could get in without opening the door, and I would be awaiting to go in straight after them.... 'course, Mummy had already said goodnight so instead of my marvelous plan going into action I became a guard dog.
That was the beginning of our story, stay tuned, Sissy is being kicked off, just quickly.
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