A Platelicker Meowmint

Alien Catnation

June 3rd 2010 10:03 am
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...and lest we not forget double-dipping our tater chip!

Hold the applause. No really, I am back.

In my configurated mind the alien invasion was not at all an invastion. It was a infestation of alien indigestation.

We were here before humans. We are still here.

Cats hear me, we cats are the aliens. I have proponderoused this conclusivnation due to the fact of ancient drawings of cats and cat figurines, if I may be so bold, as to statuatize cat statues. Are we not related to the lion? Then, I stammeritization what of the Sphinx? Makes a cat think doesn't it?

Conclusion, my purrfriends, we have the power, if united, to overtake the world, as once we did rule.

I ask you this, can humans hear those high-pitched ships whizzing in the sky? No.
Can we? Yes.

Whew! I am tuckered out. Gonna go take a catnap. Gotta get my handsome sleep.

I, The Great Mighty Indian Swami Platelicker, aka Plateliquor, have chosen myself to be your Alien Catnation Emperor.

 
Purred by: Chef Rooster (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2010 at 11:45 am

I just hope Pharaoh Loki deos not read this, he would join you in this..molmol..
Purred by: Nancy B

June 4th 2010 at 8:43 am

We thinks that the chiwawa is an alien.
Purred by: Bugsy (Catster Member)

June 5th 2010 at 8:27 am

We are glad you are back Platelicker.

 

Platelicker ♥ DB#69


 

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