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Kitcat's Chronicle


July 14th 2012 1:14 pm
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Mom is working late shift. She came home and settled into bed, with me, around 1am. I got the munchies and went for a snack a short while later. Then, just as I settled back into bed, right by Mom's pillow, my tummy went "woops!". And I barfed a little bit, right on the bed next to the pillow. I then quickly jumped down and puked up a couple more piles of barely digested food. I looked back up at Mom, and luckily, she was in a deep sleep and hadn't noticed. Maybe she would blame Squirrel in the morning. I then moved on to sleep in our loft bed as my spot by Mom had puke on it.
When Mom got up, she was quite surprised by the messes. She only noticed the one on the bed about an hour after the ones on the floor. Up until then, my plan was working. She thought Squirrel did it. But, when she saw the one by her pillow, she knew it was me. Busted!

Purred by: Minko (Catster Member)

July 14th 2012 at 5:13 pm

I sometimes leave little barfy bits in strange pawlaces, too...but the one on the bed would be oh so yucky, MOL!!
Purred by: Kitcat (Catster Member)

July 14th 2012 at 6:23 pm

Hi Minko! Good to know that I am in good company.
Mom was lucky because it was pretty dry and didn't soak through too much. She called it "a gorge puke". She was just surprised that she didn't wake up when I hacked. She must have just gone into her deep sleep mode. I may find a towel spread out in my favourite spot in the future. If so, I will just find another favourite spot on the bed.
Purred by: Minko (Catster Member)

July 14th 2012 at 6:45 pm

Yup, she just found one behind the recliner...and another down the side of the kitty-condo...eeuuwww!

You know what she really thinks is 'grossious maximus'?
When dog-guy gets to the foodie type barfs furst and gobbles them up...MOL! Well, then all she has to do is clean the surface, but not the mess, MOL!!
Purred by: Kitcat (Catster Member)

July 14th 2012 at 6:54 pm

Yup! Our doggy does that too. Mom lets him when they are pretty well cat food that barely touched my insides before I barfed it back out! (She says he eats way worse stuff on his walks before Mom can stop him.) But our doggy is having troubles and cannot get up the stairs to get into the house lately. So he could not provide cleanup help today.
A previous doggy, Rosie, if given a chance, would feast on kitty leavings in the litter box. That for sure grossed out Mom and Rosie was watched like a hawk as she walked by the box.
And, another doggy, Tasha, would eat and roll in all kinds of gross stuff on her walks.
I guess, bottom line is, dogs are disgusting! Cats rule and Dogs Drool!
Purred by: Minko (Catster Member)

July 14th 2012 at 7:02 pm

Yup, Dog-guy here likes to dig, too...he's a terrier of course...but he also digs fur those yummy croquettes, the fresher the better, MOL! Yes, that is toadally GROSS!
Purred by: Kitcat (Catster Member)

July 14th 2012 at 7:04 pm

Dogs are terrible! I cannot think of a single gross thing that I do ... (Teehee!)
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

July 14th 2012 at 7:12 pm

I agree, too...that must be why I give him a big smacky paw...just to let him know that WE are the boss...we nevfur let him know we could be his snack, MOL!
And not only that, but we are so squeaky clean, cause we wash all the time, and we only evfur see him do that if meowmy dumps him in a tub...
Purred by: Kitcat (Catster Member)

July 14th 2012 at 7:20 pm

You are so right!
Mom lets us kitties go wherever we want. On the counters, on her pillow, on her chair, on her lap, etc. No way would Lobo be let on Mom's pillow or our counter tops! He still has mud on his feet from 3 days ago!
It is so cool to be a cat.
Purred by: Pipo (Catster Member)

July 14th 2012 at 7:39 pm

Pretty much the same here, too...but not the countertops...shucks, you are more spoiled than us!
Purred by: Kitcat (Catster Member)

July 14th 2012 at 7:47 pm

Counters are okay because Mom doesn't do much cooking anyway.
We are spoiled because there really isn't much that we can do to tick her off. Where is the fun in that?
Purred by: Minko (Catster Member)

July 14th 2012 at 7:56 pm

I like to paw in a bowl of odds & ends, until they are all out of there and hopefurly on the floor...Pipo likes to find some plastic bag, usually the one around meowmy's water bottles, or a stray package ion the counter...oh-oh!...of doggy treats...then if those fall on the floor meowmy gets all bent out of shape, but we don't know why afterall the dog-guy is gettng some noms, and I am cleaning out her junk dish so more can go in...

I don't think our peeps will evfur understand their critters properly unless they get a chance to be one, MOL! When do you think that will happen...hee-hee??

Meowmy says its her bedtime now, because she has to get uo at 630 am sure was a lot of fun mewing with you and your Mom!
Thanks to the HQ fur fixing the notifications flea...
Purred by: MALLEE DG My Baby Girl, Angel (Catster Member)

July 17th 2012 at 5:22 am

Eeew, doggies~! Well guess all iz not lost, if'n dey like our regurg goodiez~ MOL~! I do sometimez puke ona floor when I eat stuff I shouldn't off da floor, I find 'junk' 'n eat it, guess I am jus' plain noisy as mom woud put it~! But still dat'z plain GROSS~! Ya know Kitcat, it IZ pawsome to be a cat, coz our mom let'z us roam whereefur we wanna go too~! Her don't get mad at us, guess it shows, coz last night I tumped ofur da standin' fan 'n it broke~! Grrr, I not mean to do it mom~!!!! Oh Minko, I iz so glad HQ fixed our notificashonz~!!

Oh 'n did ya see, Kitcat, U got Diary pick today~!! Concats 'n hope Ur day iz sooper spawcial~!!! Mallee doez a lil dance 'n kicks up her pawsies~!! Whooo~!!

Purred by: Kitcat (Catster Member)

July 17th 2012 at 7:21 am

It figures that I would get diary pick for a story about my pukes! Ha, ha!
Purred by: WeBeesSiameezers (Catster Member)

July 17th 2012 at 12:45 pm

Pukes must be furry yummy, cause yup, Diary Gal liked them fur sure, MOL!
Congrats on being a DDP, today, Kitcat!
Have a pawsome (pukeless?) day!

Pipo & Minko
Purred by: Zeke Mama's Loving Angel (Catster Member)

July 17th 2012 at 3:58 pm

CONCATS! Hope you are having a great day celebrating being one of the DDP's today! you know you should never puke on or by the spot you sleep on the bed near your Mom dead give away my friend...if you do it on the floor you can blame it on the dog for sure!
Purred by: KiKi (Catster Member)

July 17th 2012 at 4:45 pm

Congratulations KitCat! Hope you are having a great day celebrating being a DDP today!
Angel Sam, KiKi & Em~
Purred by: Kitcat (Catster Member)

July 18th 2012 at 8:47 am

Thanks everyone! No more pukes today.




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