March 31st 2009 4:30 pm
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I was all excited waiting for April Fool's Day,
then, Mawsie told me it was today, so I don't have to
wait till tomorrow, 'cuz it's today, today.
So, I thought I would pull a big fat trick on Mama.
I laid down under her feet and panted, and she just
looked at me like I was from Mars. She went about
her business and didn't pay a bit of attention to me.
**snort*** well....you can sure see I count for nothing
in this stupid place.
Well....um-mmm, so I thought I would pull a fast one
on old Dad. Daddy is not near as smart as Mommie,
('cuz she said so.) so I figured this one is gonna be easy.
I went and stuck my head in his slipper and gasped and
fell over with a squeak!
I opened one eye and he was reading his book.
So, I coughed a little bit...cough...cough...erk.
Reading his book!!!! His book!!! I'm dying and he's
reading his book!!!
COUGH COUGH COUGH!!! CHOKE!!!!
Fine....I can take a hint. Nobody cares or loves me.
I am done with trying to liven this dreary place up.
The people that live here are older than dinosaurs.
Older than rocks.
Older than....um-mmmm...old stuff.
And they are not fun.
I think I will move. I will find a fun place that likes
a cat with a sense of humor.
Well, maybe not....the vittles are pretty good here.
**^^$!#%!!!! Dirty rat....Mawse told me it was tomorrow
not today...and so the joke's on me.
And I can't call her that online or Mommie will wash my
mouth out with soap!!!
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