January 10th 2012 8:13 pm
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I've heard those silly humans make new year's resolutions for themselves....but now mom made one for ME! She thinks that I am overweight and has put me on a....D I E T! NNNNOOOOOO!!!
I hate this so much. She's like the warden...always watching us eat. And then if one of my siblings leaves some food in their bowl and I try to help them clean their plates, why she snatches their dish right out from under my nose! How rude!!
So I've been sure to let her know that I am hungry!! I'm sure my insistence will get her to give in soon!! I can't take much more of this starvation...its so unfair!! I'm big boned, not fat!!
If any of you kitties have some extra kibble, please send it to me!! I'm sooo hungry!! BAH! I hate diets!
Well, I've heard humans tend to break those resolutions, so hopefully your momma will break this one!
we can due better than that...couple freezerz fulla pork chops, burgers, meat loafs, steaks, roasts N sum spare oh ribs bee on de way two yur place.....de mewving vehickle will be disguised as a furnace ree pair place sew yur mom doez knot
"catch on "
Thanks kitties! I sure hope mom breaks this resolution soon...but in the meantime I'll be on the watch for that furnace repair van! MOL!! Brilliant!! tee hee hee!!