Mittens Is Losing Body Parts and Anxiously Texting About It


Mittens has had a wild couple of weeks. His best friend, Stumpy, has been over a few times and, as usual, his visits were no bed of roses … or maybe they were. Will he be banned from visits? Time will tell.

Between Stumpy’s shenanigans, public embarrassments and lost toys, Mittens has had plenty of texting material. Let’s take a peek at some of the recent atrocities.





For a complete library of Mittens’ past texts on Catster, click here.

What kinds of texts would your cat send? Tell us about it in the comments!

About the Author: Angie Bailey is a goofy girl with freckles and giant smile who wants everyone to be her friend. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, and thinking about cats doing people things. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that may or may not offend people. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.

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