In many ways I defy the definition of a cat lady. For one, I only have three cats — any bona fide cat lady knows that child’s play. Also, I’m married, though I know many crazy cat ladies are married. But after combing through some of my stranger habits, I’m starting to believe I could not only join the crazy cat-lady train, I could be the conductor. Here are 10 things that might put me there.
1. I appreciate cat-themed fashion
From T-shirts to delicate gold rings, if it has a cat on it, I want it.
2. I take my cats out in a stroller
Since two of my lovies were outside cats before they met me, I try to give them as much fresh air as possible. The stroller was a last resort after leash training didn’t work.
3. I married a fellow cat lover
I could never love someone who didn’t love my cats.
4. I shop for cat couture
Not that they would ever wear it, but I can’t help browsing cute outfits for my little girls.
5. Even my puzzles are cat themed
Everyone knows a cat lady loves her puzzles, especially when they’re cat-themed.
6. Nothing grosses me out when it comes to my cats
I’ve caught cat puke in my hand, cleaned black gunk from my cats’ ears, and emptied litter boxes more times than I care to count. A cat mom can’t have a weak stomach.
7. I occasionally “mama bird” my cats
Remember when everyone freaked out because Alicia Silverstone admitted she chewed up her son’s food and spit it into his mouth? I’m guilty of the same thing, but with my cats.
8. I took my three cats on a cross-country road trip
Well, technically we were moving from Texas to New York, but it was quite the feat.
9. There isn’t always room in the bed for my husband
But you try kicking out these sweet faces.
10. I write for Catster!
Because really, does it get more cat lady than that?
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