Mittens has been watching too many episodes of Ghost Hunters and is now blaming all of his late-night shenanigans on the spirits that are inhabiting his house. Also, maybe the Ghost Hunters team would investigate his house and he’d get to be on TV.
And something weird has been happening with Stumpy and Phil. Mitty is pretty positive there have been some alien abductions happening, and isn’t going to take no for an answer. The truth is out there.
Can someone please tell Drunk Patty’s boyfriend Rusty to wear some clothes? I mean, things are getting awfully Squatchy.
Yes, the last couple of weeks have had Mittens’ mind swirling with all sorts of supernatural notions. And he’d really like to be on TV.
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About the Author: Angie Bailey is an eternal optimist with an adoration of all things silly. Loves pre-adolescent boy humor, puns, making up parody songs, thinking about cats doing people things and The Smiths. Writes Catladyland, a cat humor blog, Texts from Mittens (birthed right here on Catster) and authored whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds, a silly book about cats wheeling and dealing online. Partner in a production company and writes and acts in comedy web series that features sketches and mockumentaries. Mother to two humans and three cats, all of which want her to make them food.